In Your House 17: Ground Zero
September 7, 1997
Louisville, Kentucky
-I made the mistake of looking at the match card for this one before firing it up. Not a great idea. I also realize partway through that this is the first three-hour In Your House pay per view. I was actually quite enjoying the compact nature of the shows so not certain if that's good or not... likely not...
-we start out with Brian Pillman versus Goldust. Its career versus wife. I forgot all about this feud. Pillman was claiming that Goldust's young daughter is actually his. Because Marlena is a slut, as The King points out throughout the match. Diabloical. If Goldust wins, Pillman will leave the WWF. If Pillman wins, he gets a month with Marlena. Marlena was the original AJ.
The match is plenty entertaining. A solid opener and the crowd is definitely into it. I kept waiting for Marlena to get involved, thinking she might turn on Goldust... even though I was pretty sure she didn't. After the ref takes a bump, she does get involved, trying to hit Pillman with her purse but he blocks it. He then uses it on Goldust, knocking him out and getting the win. Pillman grabs Marlena and bolts, into a waiting Lincoln. We later find out the purse contained a brick. Poor Dustin Rhodes.
-next up is a light heavyweight match between “Lawler's Kid” Brian Christopher and Scott Putski. The son of Ivan Putski. Who is fucking shredded. And who proceeds to break himself. He catches Christopher on a dive and dislocates his kneecap. He is done. Gets counted out. Awkward few minutes as officials come help him. Lawler and Christopher show class by mocking him while he lies outside the ring. Heel heat is heel heat, I guess. I don't recall seeing Putski prior to this and don't think I've seen him since. Guess he should have spent a bit more time on the basics instead of lifting. Or maybe it was purely bad luck.
Looked it up and this wasn't the end of Putski's career. He wrestled in WCW in 1998 and 1999. Had a few matches. I don't recall any of them. I have a feeling this is the most “memorable” match of his entire career.
-this is where the card starts to fall apart for me. At least I expect it to. The third match is a Triple Threat match between Farooq, Savio Vega, and Crush. Its not terrible. Just forgettable. A TV match moreso than a pay per view match. Savio steals a victory and I've already forgotten how as I type this.
-next up is some super light heavyweight action. Midgets! Midgets? Midgets! Its Max Mini taking on El Torito. I dig Torito, the “Mini Bull” who keeps trying to gore everyone with his horns. Max Mini is 83 pounds. The match is ridiculously fast-paced fun... but it seems an odd inclusion on a pay per view. It goes almost ten minutes before Mini wins. I'd gore the WWF for including it on a two-hour pay per view... but its not a two-hour PPV. Plus the fans seemed into it, so whatever...
-the WWF World Tag Team championships have been vacated as Steve Austin in injured. We get a lengthy angle where the background is explained, then Sgt. Slaughter brings Dude Love down to the ring, then Austin. Stone Cold throws down his belt and ends up giving a Stunner to Jim Ross, who is trying to interview Austin. The crowd loved it. Great angle. I loved stuff like that back in the day and it still holds up pretty well.
-now that the belts are vacated, we need new champions. So we get a four-team elimination match. It features the Legion of Doom, The Godwinns, The Headbangers, and Owen Hart and The British Bulldog. I'm an old school Warriors mark, but Owen and Bulldog are a fun team too. The Legion get disqualified for using the Godwinns slop bucket as a weapon. Boo. Stupid Godwinns, slopping up the tag team division for so fucking long... They get eliminated by the Headbangers. Austin uses a distracted referee to get into the ring and hit his nemesis Owen with a Stunner to allow the Headbangers to win. They actually get a pretty big pop when they win, but I think its more the crowd reacting to the Austin interference, because I don't recall the Headbangers being that over back in the day...
-our semi main event is an “extraordinary title match” between champion Bret Hart and The Patriot. The masked Patriot is Del Wilkes. He pinned the Hitman in a tag match during the buildup and we get a hype video, which includes an interview with 1980 Heisman winner George Rogers. We also get some footage of Wilkes in Japan – hey, its Misawa, Akiyama, and Kobashi! KOBASHI! They show interview segments with Wilkes, only partly showing his face. He's also interview pre-match by Sunny's breasts. And Sunny, too. He also steals Kurt Angle's music... a couple years before Angle debuts. Crafty, this Patriot.
This is a pretty typical Bret Hart match. He makes his opponent look like a million bucks, with the champ having to work for the victory. I would be shocked if this isn't the best match Wilkes ever had. When Bulldog starts to get involved, Vader comes down to help out the Patriot. It goes a solid 20 minutes before Hart forced the Patriot to tap out. He then assaults the challenger and disrespects the American flag... Heel heat FTW!
-our main event is The Undertaker versus Shawn Michaels in a Hell in a... not yet. Soon though. Its a regular match between HBK and the Deadman. We get a hype video and a pre-match HBK promo... then they focus on a chubby redhead lady who loses her shit when Michaels appears to do his stripper routine down to the ring.
The match doesn't really start, as Taker drills the ref and HBK is trying to leave before it even begins, but he's blocked by Sgt. Slaughter. Then Taker throws the ref at Michaels. Literally HBK makes it to the top of the stage, but the door that is part of the In Your House stage set is apparently locked. They brawl for almost ten minutes before the match finally gets underway proper. We get a war. Rick Rude tosses HBK a pair of brass knuckles but that isn't enough to keep the Undertaker down. Hunter and Chyna get involved as well. Taker mounts a comeback but chokeslams the ref, resulting in another ref calling for the bell. Its declared a No Contest somehow, with a big brawl afterward that culminates in Taker doing his dive over the top rope onto amass of people outside the ring. The Undertaker stands alone in the ring after the match as his music plays... despite not winning...
Really quite enjoyed that match. Its not on par with the very best between the two men, but its better than I expected, especially for being such an overbooked mess. One does wonder how much of this feud and all of its non-finishes are down to Michaels' apparent desire to “not do jobs anymore”...?
-the show is better than I expected as whole. Not anywhere near the level of Canadian Stampede but for having several matches that looked and kinda felt like filler, it entertained.
Results
Brian Pillman d. Goldust
Brian Christopher d. Scott Putski
Savio Vega d. Crush & Farooq
Max Mini d. El Torito
The Headbangers d. The Legion of Doom, The Godwinns, & Owen Hart & the British Bulldog for the WWF Tag Team Championship
Bret Hart (c) d. The Patriot for the WWF Championship
Shawn Michaels & The Undertaker Draw
Recommended:
The Patriot versus Bret Hart
The Undertaker versus Shawn Michaels