What's the Last Movie You Watched?

[Buzzman]

they are 3... twins, boy and girl. coolest 3 year olds on earth.

wow, I don't know how you brought them to a theater though. I have trouble with my 2 sisters that are 5 and 7.

 

[Herm]

just made it throught 30 minutes of Cop Out, its been a long ass time since a movie was so bad i had to turn it off

 

[NAHSTE]

Twilight: Eclipse


Worst piece of shit movie I've ever had to sit through. Felt like a bad mushroom trip.

Rating: 10 blow jobs owed to me out of 10

 

[j.hen]

I read the about the ending before I watched this so maybe it had a different effect on me, but I didn't really like it. They need more Brosnan and less everything else. They basically threw the message of live in the now at you so much that it got to be annoying. Because of that i think the ending was a bit disrespectful because they used it as an entertainment twist. Needless to say I liked it but no way is it a 10. It could have been a lot better if it focused on the father-son relationship and have the boyfriend-girlfriend bit as a side-story.

I disagree with everything you just said. Except the part about Brosnan because he really did an incredible job.

lol @ finding the ending disrespectful.

 

How is it disrespectful? Believe it or not, 9/11 actually happened, it's a moment in our history that changed the way we live our lives today. Are we supposed to forget about it? Forget about everyone that died that day? We're not supposed to put it in movies?? How is it disrespectful to show one person's life that died on that day?? It wasnt a cheap move at all, and it certainly wasnt disrespectful. I think the effect the ending had was shocking and it should be.

 

[Buzzman]

I disagree with everything you just said. Except the part about Brosnan because he really did an incredible job.

lol @ finding the ending disrespectful.

 

How is it disrespectful? Believe it or not, 9/11 actually happened, it's a moment in our history that changed the way we live our lives today. Are we supposed to forget about it? Forget about everyone that died that day? We're not supposed to put it in movies?? How is it disrespectful to show one person's life that died on that day?? It wasnt a cheap move at all, and it certainly wasnt disrespectful. I think the effect the ending had was shocking and it should be.

I say that because it didn't add ANY value to the movie except for a entertaining twist. They already shoved the message of live in the now practically every scene, then they throw that ending in there because its a great twist no one saw coming and fits with there message. Like I said I think it would have been fine, if they had not already shoved that message in your face the last 90 minutes. They took a tragic moment in American history and used it as a ploy to make there movie seem AMAZING when its just average.

 

[JayDizzle]

From the Future:

I saw this and shit went down that'll be in the history books forever...

 

[Palooza]

From the Future:

I saw this and shit went down that'll be in the history books forever...

you saw Machete?!!?!?

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!! I'm stoked for this movie.

 

[Goober]

I watched some shitty ass redbox movies this week.

Have you heard about the Morgans= 2/10
Legion 1/10
I Love You, Man 5/10

 

[zack54attack]

Grownups.

6/10.

Sandler was funnier than he has been recently. Some pretty good scenes. Chicks are hot.

 

[Buzzman]

you saw Machete?!!?!?

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!! I'm stoked for this movie.

no the future him saw it.

 

[Palooza]

JayDizzle is the future.

 

[A Tasty Burgerr]

The Road was fucked. Movie made me feel like shit.

 

The ending was kind of ridiculously positive and I wasn't expecting it. Don't know if I liked it better than a more somber ending or not

 

[j.hen]

I say that because it didn't add ANY value to the movie except for a entertaining twist. They already shoved the message of live in the now practically every scene, then they throw that ending in there because its a great twist no one saw coming and fits with there message. Like I said I think it would have been fine, if they had not already shoved that message in your face the last 90 minutes. They took a tragic moment in American history and used it as a ploy to make there movie seem AMAZING when its just average.

Really dont see how it shoves the message in your face that much in the first place even. But ok.

 

[JayDizzle]

The Road was fucked. Movie made me feel like shit.

 

The ending was kind of ridiculously positive and I wasn't expecting it. Don't know if I liked it better than a more somber ending or not

I couldn't finish the book due to the first few chapters being so damn emo.

 

[j.hen]

Not what I expected. Del Toro is still the man though.

 

[SHOGUN]

Good movie. Pretty sad, though.

 

[padman59]

Predators - Solid movie. Very much like the original, which I liked.

 

[Raidersabc123]

Dazed and Confused

 

[JayDizzle]

Despicable Me - **** Stars.

 

The main Protagonist [Gru] is basically the 2nd greatest Supervillain ever (he has to be seeing as there are no superheroes in the movie's setting... more on this later...) trying to become the Greatest via a big heist.

He's stolen the Times Square Jumbo Tron screen, the Statue of Liberty (from Las Vegas) and the Eiffel Tower (also from Las Vegas) but he needs MORE.

In comes the movie's MacGuffin: A top-secret shrink ray developed by East Asian (read: CHINA) scientists.

Gru plans to use the Shrink Ray to acquire the biggest thing he can think of... THE MOON.

Throughout the rest of the movie, Gru adopts 3 kids from a local orphanage, fights with the #1 Supervillain (again, no Superheroes here because despite the mass chaos and explosions created by these two... no one dies or gets seriously injured enough to be put out for more than a day), and learns that being a good person/great Dad is better than what he wanted in the first place.

Go see it, even if you have no kids/little relatives to see this with.

Predators - *** Stars.

 

A group consisting of some of Earth's deadliest killers are shipped off to an alien planet to be used as game for someone (or something) worse than them.

Everyone dies horribly except Adrian Brody and the Spanish Chick from the first Predator movie.

Laurence Fishbourne plays the part originally meant for Arnold Swartzenegger had he not gone on to make shitty movies and become the Governor of California.

You can skip this one if you can't afford to see it right now but it's worth a look otherwise.

 

[Palooza]

 

Despicable Me - **** Stars.

 

The main Protagonist [Gru] is basically the 2nd greatest Supervillain ever (he has to be seeing as there are no superheroes in the movie's setting... more on this later...) trying to become the Greatest via a big heist.

He's stolen the Times Square Jumbo Tron screen, the Statue of Liberty (from Las Vegas) and the Eiffel Tower (also from Las Vegas) but he needs MORE.

In comes the movie's MacGuffin: A top-secret shrink ray developed by East Asian (read: CHINA) scientists.

Gru plans to use the Shrink Ray to acquire the biggest thing he can think of... THE MOON.

Throughout the rest of the movie, Gru adopts 3 kids from a local orphanage, fights with the #1 Supervillain (again, no Superheroes here because despite the mass chaos and explosions created by these two... no one dies or gets seriously injured enough to be put out for more than a day), and learns that being a good person/great Dad is better than what he wanted in the first place.

Go see it, even if you have no kids/little relatives to see this with.

Predators - *** Stars.

 

A group consisting of some of Earth's deadliest killers are shipped off to an alien planet to be used as game for someone (or something) worse than them.

Everyone dies horribly except Adrian Brody and the Spanish Chick from the first Predator movie.

Laurence Fishbourne plays the part originally meant for Arnold Swartzenegger had he not gone on to make shitty movies and become the Governor of California.

You can skip this one if you can't afford to see it right now but it's worth a look otherwise.

I think Predators looks pretty damn awesome. I think I'm going to go check it out this weekend.

On topic I've seen a shitload of movies recently -

Star Trek - 9/10
Terminator Salvation - 6/10
Eye See You - 2/10
The Beautiful Ordinary - 7/10
The Road - 9/10
Following - 9.5/10
Observe and Report - 8/10
Sherlock Holmes - 8.5/10