Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[kyhadley]

Yes, yes you did. Now try to predict even more of the story. ;)

uhh...

it's a boy?

[Woy]

Maybe an update tonight, I got a lot of shit to do.

[Argath]

best update i have ever read of any dynasty/RTG. I had chills while reading. Good shit woy, keep it up

[Woy]

best update i have ever read of any dynasty/RTG. I had chills while reading. Good shit woy, keep it up

Thank you, means a lot.

Actually I'll post an update now and see if I can get another one up around 12 or 1 EST.

[Woy]

Lost in Louisville

at
Syracuse Orange (4-5) at Lousiville Cardinals (4-5)

Woy's Word
The entire week I waited by my phone, wondering if I would hear Rodney's threatening voice. Thankful to say I didn't hear a peep from him, which also worried me in a sense. Was he planning something already? Did I have time to get out of Syracuse before it was too late? Those thoughts were running through my mind until the first play of the game.

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"Paulus drops back to pass, looks to his right, fires...and it's caught by Woy! He makes a man miss and is pushed out after a 20 yard gain! Looks like he might be breaking out of his slump today."

"That's what I'm talking about, yeah!"

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Unfortunately, Greg decided to throw to the other team for the 19th time this season, and that ended our scoring chances. Louisville drove right down the field for the first score of the day, but then our offense got to clicking again.

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"Third and 13, ball on the Louisville 14 yard line. Here's the snap, Paulus looks to his left, lobs it up for Woy...and he brings it down! Touchdown Syracuse!"

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And I was back with that catch. Louisville decided to throw double and triple teams my way - anything to slow me down. That's when my roommate, Mr. Carter, decided to go off. 13 yards to the right, 15 to the left, 9 up the middle - he led us down the field by himself in the third quarter and eventually got into the endzone to make it a 24-20 game.However, this game would not have a happy ending...for us.

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"Lousville looks to score late in this game. Here's the snap...it's a slip screen to the back Victor Anderson! He's to the 30, the 20, the 10...touchdown Cardinals! They take the lead with only nine seconds remaining!"

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As the clock struck zero, we fell one game farther away from bowl eligibility and I grew one week closer to getting out of Syracuse.

Louisville 27
Syracuse 24


6 catches, 80 yards, 1 TD

[Chill]

"what does mdw stand for on ya eye black"

melyssa is gonna die during child birth!

[Lumpkin]

"what does mdw stand for on ya eye black"

melyssa is gonna die during child birth!

Not a bad idea Chill, I do feel like smething is going to happen to the baby or melyssa

[packersfan4eva]

amazing updates. this is the best chise i've ever read. but damn, greg has 19 picks? why don't u turn down the interception sliders or something?

another thing. u say u fell 1 game further away from bowl eligibility. but ur now 3-7. so u can't go to a bowl game

[Argath]

there have been teams who have gone 5-7 and gone to a bowl game..





they just won their conference. sucks for syracuse

[Woy]

Well, you know 7 losses doesn't mean bowling for the Cuse.

I forgot that I won the Pitt game, lulz. I changed it now, they are now 4-6.

amazing updates. this is the best chise i've ever read. but damn, greg has 19 picks? why don't u turn down the interception sliders or something?

another thing. u say u fell 1 game further away from bowl eligibility. but ur now 3-7. so u can't go to a bowl game

Cause then I would make it too easy on myself. I put on Heisman, sliders in the CPU's favor and if I touched the interception slider you'd probably see Paulus throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns every game.

there have been teams who have gone 5-7 and gone to a bowl game..





they just won their conference. sucks for syracuse

North Texas and I don't know the other one.

I worded it right in the update, just had the wrong record on the top. Syracuse was 4-5 and with that loss they are now 4-6.

[Woy]

And I won't update again tonight, this essay is really taking a lot out of me.

If you want an update tomorrow, either: a) I get one in by the afternoon or b) the Titans kick the Steelers ass and I feel like updating. Hopefully it's the latter.

[DoubleDeuce]

Nice game Ethan. There's this fat kid with a unibrow at my school named Ethan.

[cheese2121]

Really great work on this man. I have been following for a long time and just now started posting. The writing is really good and the story-line is great.

[Woy]

Fuck updating, the Titans are on.

[Woy]

No update, obviously.