The General Wrestling Thread

[Warner2BruceTD]

Smackdown spoiler:

 

*Heath Slater with 3MB vs. Santino with Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Santino goes for the Cobra but Jinder Mahal pulls out a FLUTE and ties to charm it. Khali then pulls one out and attempt to charm the cobra. The Cobra goes back and forth. Hornswoggle finally steals Mahal's flute, allowing Khali to charm the cobra into striking Slater. Santino wins. I wish I was making all this up.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Finally watching RAW.

"CUL-DE-SAC OF DISAPPOINTMENT" might be the worst line in RAW history. I must have rewound 100 times. Died.

That line got a universal...



at Casa de Larry, too.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Smackdown spoiler:

 

*Heath Slater with 3MB vs. Santino with Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Santino goes for the Cobra but Jinder Mahal pulls out a FLUTE and ties to charm it. Khali then pulls one out and attempt to charm the cobra. The Cobra goes back and forth. Hornswoggle finally steals Mahal's flute, allowing Khali to charm the cobra into striking Slater. Santino wins. I wish I was making all this up.

That sounds fantastic.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Smackdown spoiler:

 

*Heath Slater with 3MB vs. Santino with Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Santino goes for the Cobra but Jinder Mahal pulls out a FLUTE and ties to charm it. Khali then pulls one out and attempt to charm the cobra. The Cobra goes back and forth. Hornswoggle finally steals Mahal's flute, allowing Khali to charm the cobra into striking Slater. Santino wins. I wish I was making all this up.

[Guest]

Smackdown spoiler:

 

*Heath Slater with 3MB vs. Santino with Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Santino goes for the Cobra but Jinder Mahal pulls out a FLUTE and ties to charm it. Khali then pulls one out and attempt to charm the cobra. The Cobra goes back and forth. Hornswoggle finally steals Mahal's flute, allowing Khali to charm the cobra into striking Slater. Santino wins. I wish I was making all this up.

#PGEra

In the Attitude Era, both the Cobra and Santino would've been lit on fire.

[JayDizzle]

#PGEra

In the Attitude Era, both the Cobra and Santino would've been lit on fire.

Santino vs. Crash Holly (RIP) for the 24/7 Hardcore Title.

[Guest]

Santino vs. Crash Holly (RIP) for the 24/7 Hardcore Title.

I know we will never see the hardcore title again, but I would love for the 24/7 rule to come back for one of the minor titles. I mean, the way they book them now is poop, so it can't hurt to try that again.

[s@ppisgod]

Smackdown spoiler:

 

*Heath Slater with 3MB vs. Santino with Great Khali and Hornswoggle. Santino goes for the Cobra but Jinder Mahal pulls out a FLUTE and ties to charm it. Khali then pulls one out and attempt to charm the cobra. The Cobra goes back and forth. Hornswoggle finally steals Mahal's flute, allowing Khali to charm the cobra into striking Slater. Santino wins. I wish I was making all this up.

Well, at least the failed sitcom writers are good for something. I'm waiting for the Raw when John Cena agrees to be the tag team parter for two opposing wrestlers in a match. Canned hilarity ensues.

[SuperKevin]

WWE should ask to borrow the laugh track from Dads

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Well, at least the failed sitcom writers are good for something. I'm waiting for the Raw when John Cena agrees to be the tag team parter for two opposing wrestlers in a match. Canned hilarity ensues.

I am curious when the light bulb came on at Titan Towers when they thought it'd be wise to employ failed television writers to write for wrestling...the discussion in that room and the rationale for it must have been legendary.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Great match. Hot crowd.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Big Rich has gotten a lot better this year.

Not necessarily a guy I'd say is "Most Improved" but I am just saying..."I SEE YOU RICH SWAN!"

[Warner2BruceTD]

People are telling me that this Flamita fella had an even better match with AR Fox. I'll post it when I find it.

DTU is where Dragon Gate sends their young boys. It's where Eita spend the last year.

[JimLeavy59]

So when will Dolph ask for his release?

[Warner2BruceTD]

So when will Dolph ask for his release?

Maybe if this were 1986, but unless he's hot on trying to latch on in Japan (which is no easy task these days), i'm not sure where the hell he would go.