Alright, so I figured I'd do everyone a favor. I just wasted about 20 minutes of my life lol'ing my way through this thread, and I figured I'd post a quick synopsis.
Ram29Jackson: Mark Sanchez sucks because the league isn't anything like it was when my second-cousin on my mom's side Harold Jackson was playing. Granted, he only played 2 games for the Rams, but we'll claim credit for him. About the same as a Colts fan saying they drafted John Elway, ya'know?
Timmy: Plenty of crafty stats and quotes.
Ram29Jackson: Look here son, I been living and breathing in this world for a long while; I've been watching the NFL since before it was even drawn up and I know the league well. You're just proving my point in the exact opposite way I was trying to anyways.
Timmy: Plenty of crafty stats and quotes.
Ram29Jackson: parity, parity,parity, parity, parity, young, younger than me, younger than him, harold jackson, parity, parity, parity, young, younger than me, younger than him, harold jackson, parity, parity, parity, young, younger than me, younger than him, harold jackson, parity.young, younger than me, younger than him, harold jackson.