I DID IT!!!
A hands-off, imported draft where kickers and punters aren't first round picks, teams with rising star QBs don't take a new one, and the whole thing took me less than ten minutes to prep.
The rules: All draft priorities default at 100. All kickers and punters moved to 0 priority. Teams with "future star" at QB get a QB priority of 0.
That's it. That's all it took!
Here was the top ten list:
QB Wheeden
QB Luck
P Butler
SS Barron
ROLB Bradham
RE Brown
QB Lindley
LT Potter
RT Lawrence.
FS Jackson
Bengals have a rising star QB, so they skipped Wheeden, Luck, and Butler to take SS Barron with the first pick. Bills lost Fitzpatrick to the Raiders, so they took QB Wheeden. Seahawks were a mess, so they took QB Luck. FS Jackson, projected to be in the top ten, fell all the way to 17.
And Punter Drew Butler, projected to go number three? NEVER DRAFTED. At all. One kicker was taken in the 7th round. That's it!
The first round draft picks:
Bengals: SS Mark Barron, Alabama
Bills: QB Brandon Wheeden, OK State (Lost Fitzpatrick to Raiders)
Seahawks: QB Andrew Luck, Stanford
Raiders: ROLB Nigel Bradham, Florida State
Browns: RE Vince Browne, Northwestern
Buccs: LT Nate Botter, Boise State
Panthers: RT Addison Lawrence (Note they skipped QB Lindley. Don't need him!)
Dolphins: QB Ryan Lindley, San Diego State
Lions: QB Landry Jones, Oklahoma (Stafford is injury prone and underperforming)
Giants: LT Donald Stevenson, Oklahoma
Vikings: SS Brandon Taylor, LSU
49ers: WR Alshon Jeffery, South Carolina
Jaguars: WR Devier Posey, Ohio State
Eagles: MLB Jerry Franklins
Cowboys: SS George Iloka, Boise State
Saints: RT Mark Asper, Oregon
Chiefs: FS Damien Jackson, Ole Miss (Fell out of the top 10!)
Ravens: WR Derek Moye, Penn State
Texans: FS Harrison Smith, Notre Dame
Chargers: DT Tydreke Powell, North Carolina
Cardinals: HB Trent Richardson, Alahama
Patriots: RE Shea McClellin, Boise State
Rams: FS Kenny Tate, Maryland
Colts: CB Jamell Fleming, Oklahoma
Jets: LOLB Audie Cole, North Carolina State (projected 2nd round)
Packers: FS Robert Lester, Alabama
Broncos: HB Marc Tyler, USC
Bears: DT Marcus Forston, Miami (projected 2nd round)
Redskins: QB Dominique Davis, East Carolina
Titans: LOLB Steven Johnson, Kansas (projected 2nd round)
Steelers: FS Sam Proctor, Oklahoma
Falcons: FS Neiko Thorpe, Auburn
(projected 1st rounder HB Polk fell to around the 10th pick of the second round).
Conclusions: It works, and takes 10 minutes to implement!