Honeymoon, awkward fist time sex, AJ starts to notice little things that she just hates like the fact that Bryan squeezes the toothpaste tube from the middle instead of the bottom, burnt dinners (oh AJ, learn to cook!), Bryan has trouble ignoring the sarcastic comments from his mother in law, AJ wants to get pregnant so Bryan comes home with a puppy, the have their first little spat and Bryan sleeps on the couch, AJ thinks Bryan's friends are spending way too much time over the house, AJ refuses to delete things from the DVR after she's watched them which drives Bryan nuts, Bryan leaves his clothes on the floor inches from the hamper which drives AJ nuts, Bryan still hasn't fixed the problem with the leaky faucet in the downstairs bathroom, AJ gets sloppy with her email account and Bryan notices an email from an ex BF (CM Punk), Bryan is introverted so there is no confrontation but he stays out all night, AJ thinks he's left her so she sleeps with the neighbor (Hunico) in a moment of weakness, Bryan comes home and they talk it out but then he finds Hunico's bandana under the bed, Bryan beats Hunico at Over The Limit (***1/2 stars in the Observer), AJ files for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, Bryan is awarded the car and custody of the dog, AJ gets the house and the 57% of the shared savings, Alicia Fox hates choosing sides so now she isn't friends with either of them, AJ's dad tells AJ that he doesn't trust a man who doesn't eat mean so he saw this coming all along, they work against each other in a mixed tag three weeks later on RAW and the announcers make no mention of the marriage because they don't think anybody would remember anyway.
I mean, cmon, this shit writes itself.