The only way for John Cena to save face against The Rock right now is to stab him. Serisouly. That's it. I can't picture this going well for him any other way. He can't counter him on the microphone. Do a segment where the Rock is making fun of him from his house. Then have Cena run in behind him and just shove a paring knife into his neck. "YOU COULDN'T SEE ME! AHHH! YOU COULDN'T SEE ME!" Of course, Rock would be dead and John would go to jail, but…whatever. We're making TV here.
WWE has informed their announcers to ignore Undertaker's past WrestleMania match with Triple H. Poof. They're supposed to pretend like it never happened. I wonder how many times Hunter has joked that he has to be "treated like Chris Benoit without the benefit of getting to kill my wife! Ha. Am I right? Am I right? Up high! Up high!"
- People were irate this past week over WWE's decision to induct Drew Carey into their Hall of Fame. In a related story, people haven't been paying attention to WWE for the past 15 years. Uh, I think it's been pretty clear that this is all - you know - like balloon boy would say, "You guys said that we did this for a show." Does Vince McMahon have to induct Krusty The Clown in order to convince you that this is all nonsense? After years of questionable choices done for TV ratings, you think he would wake up one morning in 2011 like Ebeneezer Scrooge on Christmas morning and say, "No. No. I'm sorry. Drew Carey isn't a professional wrestler. Where's the respect for our sport?" Come on. If he did that, Stephanie would have him put in a home. Not happening. Congrats, Drew. Your hair looks weird