The General Wrestling Thread

[FedEx227]

eat a dick, Triple H

No Barry Chopsticks for you

Oh thank god.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

"This man hails from the orient and is a master of karate. He's dangerous, King."

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

I mean where exactly is this company going? You can't rely on Rock and Austin to help draw ratings and PPV buys for much longer, Cena has seen his drawing power greatly diminished over the past 2-3 years. Orton is as big as he's ever going to get, same could be said with Ryback he'll never be the face of the WWE. I really wonder what this company will look like 3-5 years from now.

Gargano reminds of Austin Aries without the charisma.

Random thought why does SoCal Val still have a job with Impact?

She gets paid very little and she lives down the road from the Impact Zone lol. She also does the ring announcing, too. She's also probably fucking somebody.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

"This man hails from the orient and is a master of karate. He's dangerous, King."

JBL: "That Barry Chopsticks is one of the biggest stars from Japan, Cole! He used to work for Gedo. GEDO OWES ME MONEY!"

 

[JimLeavy59]

She gets paid very little and she lives down the road from the Impact Zone lol. She also does the ring announcing, too. She's also probably fucking somebody.

I figured that.

 

[EmpireWF]

Shawn and his co-host with Big Tim at a hunting convention

 

[SuperKevin]

Former NCAA All American Brandon Carter, also known as TAC, was released from his WWE Developmental contract. TNA would be smart to jump on him as he looks like an Aces & 8s guy. Sure he's greener than shit in the ring but at the least you have him there just to look badass while he privately works on his skills

 

[ThomasTomasz]

Shawn and his co-host with Big Tim at a hunting convention

That's why he and SCSA were not at the 20th anniversary apparently.

 

[JayDizzle]

That's why he and SCSA were not at the 20th anniversary apparently.

There's nothing like Superkicking a deer in the face.

Not that... I've done that or anything... :shifty:

 

[BigBiss]

 

[JimLeavy59]

https://twitter.com/Lagana/status/291732930106101760


lol

https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/291718032886218752

 

[krulmichael]

One of the best typo's ever. Thanks Layla! The Nig Show FTW! :rofl:

 

[EmpireWF]

Really Show? Sean John?

 

[SuperKevin]

Really Show? Sean John?

You realize how hard it is for him to buy clothes in the first place? Sean John has a huge big and tall line due to all the black athletes.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

You realize how hard it is for him to buy clothes in the first place? Sean John has a huge big and tall line due to all the black athletes.

Yup.

One of the premier big and tall designers.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

Okada is telling people that he singed with New Japan through 2014.

Sounds like New Japan broke protocol and locked him up for two years, probably so whoever had a boner for him in WWE forgets about him.

In Japan, everybody usually works off of one year deals that get signed each January. Loyalty is strong, and jumping is very rare, so there is very little need to lock up guys long term, because re signing each January is considered a formality. When somebody fails to re up, it's always big news, and it's almost always because they want to freelance as opposed to signing elsewhere.

I can't even think of the last big name to "jump" in Japan, aside from Satoshi Kojima going from All Japan to New Japan several years ago. It was reported months ago that Akebono was jumping from All Japan to New Japan, but it never happened. Gamma & Kagetora "jumped" to Dragon Gate a few years ago, but they jumped from indie level groups so I don't count that. Same for the new guy HUB, who was known as Zero (among other gimmicks) on the indie/freelance scene.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

1/14 Ageo (Pro Wrestling NOAH - 400): Genba Hirayanagi b Kentaro Shiga, Ross & Marshall Von Erich b Lance & Harlem Bravado, Colt Cabana b Masao Inoue, Colt Cabana won 10 man Battle Royal, Taiji Ishimori & Atsushi Kotoge b Katsuhiko Nakajima & Mitsuhiro Kitamiya, Takashi Sugiura b Jason Jones, Naomichi Marufuji b Yoshinari Ogawa, KENTA & Maybach Taniguchi b Takeshi Morishima & Mohammed Yone

Welp, this is what NOAH looks like without Akiyama, Shiozaki, Kanemaru, Aoki, & Suzuki (throw in Saito, who was cut last year but was being used on a per show basis on the insistence of Akiyama but now appears to be done as well). Ouch.

Yes, this was a spot show, but you get the idea. Guys like Ogawa & Shiga who haven't been used in ages brought back to do jobs, Kotoge is technically on loan from All Japan, and Bravado's, Colt, & Jones are obviously not full timers. So that's at least seven part timers on this tour, and that's not even counting the two Diamond Ring (Nakajima & Kitamiya) guys since they are basically considered full timers but technically aren't since Kensuke Sasaki & his crew can move on at his own discretion at any time.

What a depressing looking show.

 

[Bigpapa42]

That is what the slow death of Noah looks like....

 

[SuperKevin]

BREAKING NEWS: Manti Te'o fathered a child out od wedlock with Lennay Kekua. That child is Lil Jimmy

 

[JimLeavy59]