[360] XBL Dashboard Update

[Twigg4075]

Just want to point out that you always have something to bitch about, and get fucking upset as all god damn hell when someone calls you stupid. In this case, you're stupid as fuck.

When something is released to the marketplace they don't always have a slide set up for the home dash. That said, when DLC is newly released, IE maybe 1-3 hours after it's been uploaded to the dashboard, most of the time the only place it will show up in is where you found it. I remember getting the Rezzurection Black Ops pack before a lot of people started to download it because of this. Every DLC I have bought over the years I have found by going to the game and searching all items because I know that's where it will show up first, which is where it should show up first.

Do me a favor and go smoke another bowl you burnout fuck. Did you even read everything I said? Obviously not. The bong water must've splashed on your screen I guess.

But yeah, I'm the only person on Earth that thinks this update sucks and has been vocal about it.

Fuck you Xbox babies. I talk shit about the PS3 and no one has a peep to say. But fuck if I don't complain about something fucked on Xbox without the same fucking douchebags coming out of the woodwork.

Get a fucking job.

 

[leaffan]

I thought it was fairly common knowledge the reason you can't find the DLC for it right away on the front is because it doesn't show up on the front slides till microsoft refreshes it which generally happends at the most 12 hours after most DLC is released.

I've always just gone to the game I want DLC for and checked the updates there like grif said he did or I just go through the game itself.

 

[Garrett67]

e-Muscles !

 

[Twigg4075]

I thought it was fairly common knowledge the reason you can't find the DLC for it right away on the front is because it doesn't show up on the front slides till microsoft refreshes it which generally happends at the most 12 hours after most DLC is released.

I've always just gone to the game I want DLC for and checked the updates there like grif said he did or I just go through the game itself.

That wasn't the only thing I was referring to, just one point I was making. But it did release at 4am EST and at 10pm EST it still wasn't anywhere prevalent.

 

[SethMode]

So let me get this straight. This:

"Fuck you Xbox babies. I talk shit about the PS3 and no one has a peep to say. But fuck if I don't complain about something fucked on Xbox without the same fucking douchebags coming out of the woodwork.

Get a fucking job."

was said by an adult right? Or was Twigg's VSD account also hacked by Fifa phishers?

 

[Maynard]

That's why all of these channels are worthless. If you don't already have them, what's the fucking point? If I want to watch them I'll watch them on my fucking tv , not streaming through my Xbox. I never understood the tv channels at all.

the sad part about it is that i have EPIX with my cable service. its part of my package. But my cable company doesnt allow you to view EPIX on media device of any kind other than the epix website. So even though i already pay for it, i cant watch it on xbox.

2nd thing...i have ESPN 3 thru my cable company and i CAN veiw that on my xbox....makes sense right....lol

sidenote...one benefit to the TV channels is that its not the same channel you would watch on cable. Its basically an on demand service. Its really great cause there are a ton of movies i could watch whenever i want. So there is a bigtime upside to the channels

 

[IamMedellin]

That was the only thing I was referring to, I never disagreed with anything else you said. It was also the only thing I quoted, aside from the random HBO shit that I don't care about. You best believe I'm telling your wife that thing now, slut.

NO, has it really gotten to that point? Youre gonna tell her about THAT!

THAT THING!? THAT Twigg DID!?!

:runaway:

 

[1ke]

Well this thread definitely took a turn for the better....

 

[Twigg4075]

That was the only thing I was referring to, I never disagreed with anything else you said. It was also the only thing I quoted, aside from the random HBO shit that I don't care about. You best believe I'm telling your wife that thing now, slut.

Fair enough. I don't know how I missed that. While that was one of my main gripes it wasn't the only one obviously. But like I said, Ike and Wings can back me up on the Karkand shit.

sidenote...one benefit to the TV channels is that its not the same channel you would watch on cable. Its basically an on demand service. Its really great cause there are a ton of movies i could watch whenever i want. So there is a bigtime upside to the channels

Ok, that is pretty cool then. So you basically get "exclusive" channels that you wouldn't get through your tv provider plus the added benefit of possibly turning your Xbox into an added receiver on a tv you don't already have one for.

Am I understanding that correctly?

It still doesn't affect me though because my bumfucked ISP isn't included in the participating providers.

 

[Twigg4075]

Well this thread definitely took a turn for the better....

There he is. Back me up about this Karkand shit bro.

 

[1ke]

There he is. Back me up about this Karkand shit bro.

Yea yea yeah....

Yes its true, I couldnt find the expansion pack for shit. I came home around 5 CT on Tuesday to no success, but I was being retarded since all i had to do was turn the damn game on. But thats another discussion.

 

[Twigg4075]

Yea yea yeah....

Yes its true, I couldnt find the expansion pack for shit. I came home around 5 CT on Tuesday to no success, but I was being retarded since all i had to do was turn the damn game on. But thats another discussion.

I really wish I could've captured the audio from that night.

Between the "Why the fuck would anyone want to play MW3 when this game is avialable" to the "When I'm in war, I kind of ignore my kid", priceless.

 

[IamMedellin]

I really wish I could've captured the audio from that night.

Between the "Why the fuck would anyone want to play MW3 when this game is avialable" to the "When I'm in war, I kind of ignore my kids", priceless.

fixed
:smug2:

 

[SethMode]

You know what? I now agree. I couldn't find the fucking Bastion DLC to save my life.

Well, at least, I couldn't find it until I searched under "B" in games, for "Bastion" and then found Bastion, and then found the DLC. But seriously, that was way to confusing and time consuming.

 

[SethMode]

A-fucking-gain. Same thing, just checked. Go to the game marketplace, hit RB until you reach add-ons, hit new releases.. The fuck people.

:fedor:

Uh...I was joking? It was really, really easy to find.

 

[Colonel Angus]

The youtube app is actually pretty sweet. There's actually some full length tv shows on there. I've been watching a lot of the NFL Channel series "America's Game" on there. Not that I couldn't watch them before, but now I can watch them on my TV.

 

[SethMode]

Good.. I was about to step by step take pictures on how many buttons it takes to find it. But seriously you don't even need to search for the game. Games > Game Marketplace > Add Ons > New Releases...

Dude...I was being facetious because of how ludicrous it would be for Twigg to bitch about this shit at all. Because WORST CASE SCENARIO you could always search for the game in question under GAMES and find what you need there.

 

[Twigg4075]

:gtfo:

Holy fucking shit Seth. Shut the fuck up. I wasn't the only one having issues. None of us could find the Karkand pack the other night. Everyone that ended up playing togther said the same thing that it was a joke to find. I even messaged QuietStorm because I saw him playing and he said it was a pain. He ultimately popped the disc in and got the prompt.

The only way you could find it is if you searched under the B games. Then scrolled over several pages to Battlefield 3. Then clicked on add-ons. Of course it's not on the first page of that. Then you click on "All Items". Then you scroll about five to six pages of avatar bullshit, themes and videos to find the LAST TWO add ons. The Karkand Pack and the 2GB update. Which brings me to my other complaint. The update description just said that it was required to play the Karkand maps, not that they were fucking included.

Was it actually difficult and taxing to find it? Of course not asshole. I was sitting on my ass on the couch. It just wasn't intuitive at all.

And God for fucking bid I tried using that shit Bing search engine to find it.

Again, to clarify for Seth's boneheaded ass. Grif, whoever the fuck else that doesn't get it. My point was that for such a major update they didn't streamline shit. If anything it is more cumbersome. The only point of this update is seemingly to throw more ads in your face, not make Live a more pleasant experience. It just doesn't make sense that it takes me a few minutes to find something on Live now that literally takes me 15 seconds on PSN, the "vastly inferior service", according to most of you clowns.

Just listen to any, and I mean ANY gaming podcast or read any of the blogs. Kotaku, Joystiq, whatever. All of them are saying that all this fucking update accomplishes is getting MS more ad money and it now more difficult to find the content you're looking for.

 

[Twigg4075]

From the Arcade Random thoughts thread, for those that missed it...

I will say this to add to Twiggs annoyance about this. I knew the Back to karkland map pack came otu but I didn't want to play BF3 at the time. So I figured while I was at my computer doing shit I'd let it download. Went into the dashboard looking for the AD they usually throw at you with high release map packs, couldnt find it so I went into the marketplace, into BF3, found the mappack, triggered to DL it got all the way to the end and see they are still gonna charge me 12000 points, so now Im like fuck man, gotta go get up put the damn disc in, DL the update, DL the map pack, and waste more time just because it wasn't free on the marketplace.

These aren't big problems, but they are an annoying inconvenience that can easily be solved.

And that is my point.

 

[SethMode]

:gtfo:

Holy fucking shit Seth. Shut the fuck up. I wasn't the only one having issues. None of us could find the Karkand pack the other night. Everyone that ended up playing togther said the same thing that it was a joke to find. I even messaged QuietStorm because I saw him playing and he said it was a pain. He ultimately popped the disc in and got the prompt.

The only way you could find it is if you searched under the B games. Then scrolled over several pages to Battlefield 3. Then clicked on add-ons. Of course it's not on the first page of that. Then you click on "All Items". Then you scroll about five to six pages of avatar bullshit, themes and videos to find the LAST TWO add ons. The Karkand Pack and the 2GB update. Which brings me to my other complaint. The update description just said that it was required to play the Karkand maps, not that they were fucking included.

Was it actually difficult and taxing to find it? Of course not asshole. I was sitting on my ass on the couch. It just wasn't intuitive at all.

And God for fucking bid I tried using that shit Bing search engine to find it.

Again, to clarify for Seth's boneheaded ass. Grif, whoever the fuck else that doesn't get it. My point was that for such a major update they didn't streamline shit. If anything it is more cumbersome. The only point of this update is seemingly to throw more ads in your face, not make Live a more pleasant experience. It just doesn't make sense that it takes me a few minutes to find something on Live now that literally takes me 15 seconds on PSN, the "vastly inferior service", according to most of you clowns.

Just listen to any, and I mean ANY gaming podcast or read any of the blogs. Kotaku, Joystiq, whatever. All of them are saying that all this fucking update accomplishes is getting MS more ad money and it now more difficult to find the content you're looking for.

Dude, you are such a vagina sometimes. Take a fucking joke and spend 15 seconds not bitching. MY point is that I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE DASHBOARD. I can still find anything that I want in a variety of ways, none of which are hard. You're the one that always gets caught up in comparisons to the PS3 or weird shit like how streamlined something is.

You are the posterboy for Louis C.K.'s "Everything is amazing and no one is happy."

And LOL at how mad/insulting you get just because people like me don't give a shit about your issues with the dashboard.