Dead Space 3

[Twigg4075]

Fucking, Christ. Finally killed those faggots. I hope someone mouth rapes the Ch. 11 level designer.

Imagine that part multiplied by ten and then you will know what I went through in that optional co-op mission with Dizzle that I raged about on the podcast.

[Swarley]

Of course, now that big fucker is alive...

[Twigg4075]

The whole time leading up to that Dizzle and I just kept saying "This is a bad, bad idea. Why in the fuck would we want to reanimate this monstrosity?!?"

[Swarley]

I was just thinking to myself (for probably the 20th time)...

 

I hope I get to eventually kill the cock sucker of a boyfriend that Ellie has. Not more than 2 seconds later, boom, headshot.

[Twigg4075]

Ellie...

[Swarley]

Ellie...

She's got some serious sweater puppies on her.

[Twigg4075]

Yes she does. I don't care if she does have a glass eye that doesn't match the other one. That british accent makes up for it.

[Swarley]

Got to Ch. 14 before I called it a night. Hoping I can finish this up at some point tomorrow. Want to get this in the mail asap so I can possibly get Metal Gear Rising from GameFly for the weekend.

[Twigg4075]

You're in the home stretch so you should be able to do that no problem.

[JayDizzle]

Without co-op, optional missions and resource grinding... you could bang out the rest of the chapters easy as long as you have the proper gear and pimped out your RIG sufficiently...

Stasis became a trusted ally when Twigg and myself were getting swarmed like crazy later on.

There's like actual puzzle to do in the game from where you're at to the ending; after that, it's all...

 

Simon Says-esque passwords to playback, which are laughable if you turn on Subtitles in the menu;

And a matching puzzle which turns on a machine.

...and the Final Boss.

[Swarley]

Holy crap...

 

ELLIE'S STILL ALIVE!!!

[Swarley]

Finished the game. I thought it was a proper ending...

 

...having Isaac die for his girl and saving humanity. Swarley gives his approval.

EDIT: Or not.... lol

As much as I wanted to break some things during certain points in the game, I have to say overall I'm glad that it had some really difficult parts. Not my favorite in the series, but still a good game.

[Twigg4075]

Dizzle, when are we starting New Game +?

[JayDizzle]

Dizzle, when are we starting New Game +?

When doves cry.

 

For real though, soon.

I gotta get The Show and Tomb Raider Tuesday so... we should still have time to knock New Game+ out eventually

[Twigg4075]

Sine when do you play beisbol games?