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Buttered Popcorn: Buzzmans Movie Review Thread

127 Hours (2010)

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From director Danny Boyle comes this harrowing tale of real-life mountain climber Aron Ralston (James Franco), who literally cuts himself loose from danger -- and lives to tell about it when sliding rock pins his forearm under a boulder during a climb in Utah. To stay alive, Ralston resorts to his basest survival instincts.

Much like last year’s surprise hit, The Hurt Locker, 127 Hours doesn’t feel as if there is a story at all, rather mere flashes and acts of a man desperate to outlive his regrets. What makes it so appealing is it never once felt out of the realm of possibility. There is no miraculous transformation that swoops up and saves our protagonist. He has to deal with the situation at hand (see what I did there?), as anyone else would.

As this is based on a true event, you won’t find yourself yelling at the character inside your head because they didn’t try something obvious. The entire thing rightfully feels real. Aron’s attempts to free his hand are brutal to watch. He degrades himself to do anything to prolong his life. You never get a full story, but they give you quick memories of past regrets aimed mostly toward his family, not unlike many of us. It does a great job of wanting you to want him to get through this. That’s where James Franco comes in; he’s the entire movie and easily delivers the best performance of the year. When you take a look at him from the beginning and then the end, he’s an entirely different person. Not a very easy task when you’re stuck in one spot the entire film.

The conclusion and the answer to Aron’s problems comes in a manner which is not easy on anything, and after watching such a physically draining movie, your in for one last gut wrenching scene that makes Saw looks like a children’s movie. What will be known as the famous “arm scene” was extremely well done and is one of the rare moments in a film that is hard to watch, but only further delivers the theme of how far someone will go to survive.

You can’t have a Danny Boyle film without a beautifully shot film and a variety of cultural music. You’re constantly reminded of the vast emptiness around the canyon through beautiful drop-back shots. And in moments of hopelessness, well fit instrumental music that adds intensity to uneventful moments. Danny Boyle is one of the best directors at accomplishing these things that can make an ordinary film into an astounding one.

127 Hours is one of the best films of the year with the best performance, you’d be cheating yourself to not give this a watch. The “arm scene” alone is enough to get anyone to watch it, but it’s everything that happens before it that makes it such a great piece of work.

Overall Score: 10/10
 
The Fighter (2010)

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Mark Wahlberg stars as boxer "Irish" Mickey Ward and Christian Bale as half brother and trainer Dicky Eklund in this inspiring drama based on the fighter's rise from working-class Lowell, Mass., to world-class welterweight champ. After a string of defeats, Mickey rediscovers his fighting will with help from Dicky -- a once-talented pugilist battling drug addiction.

The Fighter is more then an ordinary boxing film, it’s something special. Its focus remains on the relationship between Mickey Ward and his crack addicted brother. Its Dicky’s story as much as Mick’s; it doesn’t disappoint. Dicky is an interesting fella. He and his brother Mickey share a bond that can’t be broken, but it’s stretched to its limits. Everyone is taking a shot at Mickey and he’s barely holding it together. Dicky’s path to his own destruction paved way for Mickey to make something of himself, but his family is his own savior and he can’t do it without them. Watching the film, you can feel the amount of pressure on Mickey from his entire family, and that’s what makes it such a feel good story. Not because he rises to become a champion, but because he has lifted an entire city with life.

The entire filmed just worked because every single actor played their parts perfectly. Mark Whalberg gives hope to many that he is a fine actor, it’s just he has a poor taste in scripts. As Mickey Ward, he shows his frustration and desperation in trying to become a good boxer, while holding a world of pressure. Unfortunately for Whalberg he’s upstaged by nearly everyone else. Christian Bale doesn’t need recognition because he’s already got the praise. He transforms himself into Dicky Eklund, and gives the best acting performance of his career. His crack addicted roles deserves that Oscar and is a surprisingly humourous role for him. O found myself laughing constantly at his moronic actions. The two surprises came in the form of Amy Adams as the strong mannered girlfriend and Melissa Leo playing the cruel mother. Both are fantastic and already add to a slew of great performances.

The Fighter, surprisingly, turned out to be an acting showcase for all involved. It may look like an ordinary boxing tale from its previews, but is so much more then that. Fans of any movie can sit down and enjoy this wonderful tale. Even the female viewers should end up enjoying it. It already adds to an impressive movie line-up of 2010 and should not go overlooked.

Overall Score: 9/10
 
I love Mask of the Phantasm, one of my fave Bat movies.

Looking forward to The Fighter, cautious about 127 Hours. I just don't like James Franco, but I'm willing to give it a shot.
 
127 Hours (2010)


Overall Score: 10/10

Great movie, really struck a nerve with me. (Do you see what I did there?)

But yeah, I love how it forces the audience to not only root for the protagonist, but to explore their own relationships and behavior as well. The message I got from it was that we are all a little bit too selfish and life is too short to not appreciate the little things. Things like sunlight, and your parents, and yes, your own right arm.

Awesome movie, made me care about the main character as it was happening, but also caused me to evaluate my life and how I could apply the film's message toward improving it.

Dell, regardless of what you think of Franco, you will love his performance. It's incredible. I saw it in a sold out theater and I felt like every single one of us was in his body, going through the same journey together. Truly remarkable job by Franco.
 
Batman & Mr. Freeze: Subzero (1998)

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This breathtaking animated adventure explodes into action when surprisingly sympathetic supercriminal Mr. Freeze concocts a plot to save his cryogenically preserved and terminally ill wife by kidnapping Batgirl, who's the only match for his wife's blood type. In a furious race against the clock, Batman and Robin must face off against the frigid fiend and rescue Batgirl in the iciest showdown of the century.

Subzero isn’t a Batman movie in a traditional sense; it deviates from the usually scripted format. It feels more like a character piece then a story. Robin steps into the leadership role with Batman more as a sidekick. It’s not something that I think has been done before and it was a little unfamiliar watching Robin give orders. It’s something you’ll never get used to seeing. It allows for more of a reveal of Robin and his characteristics, but he’s just not that interesting of a guy to me. The other major deviation came with the villain, Mr. Freeze. This was his movie and with it came his back-story and how it came to define him as a character. He’s an intriguing villain because he’s not a criminal at heart, you can see the good inside him show itself in spots, but the darkness over his wife binds him. Batman understands the circumstances and wants to save him. Unfortunately, the story itself is extremely flat. The plan is a bit unconventional for a genius like Freeze, and his choices seem oddly favored against his wife. The ending climax is all explosions with nothing to them. Bat fans should get fed enough of what they love, but borderline fans might be disappointed by what they get.

Overall Score: 6/10
 
Black Swan (2010)

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In director Darren Aronofsky's psychological thriller, ambitious New York City ballet dancer Nina Sayers (Natalie Portman) lands the lead role in "Swan Lake" but soon thinks her dreams of stardom are threatened by a rival ballerina (Mila Kunis). As opening night approaches and the pressure to be perfect builds, Nina's obsession descends into paranoia and delusion.

Do you know how you know you’ve turned a film into a masterpiece? You take a ballerina play and turn it into a psychological thriller inside the mind of an unstable dancer, leaving everyone blown away on what they see.

Its path is very unpredictable, just like our leading lady, Nina. It starts off a fairly entertaining with a dancer struggling under the pressures of leading a show and handling the criticism from everyone important in her life. Slowly, you pick up signs of her instability, but the film does a great job with the dichotomy on the subject. Is she really being sabotaged to fail or is she going insane? It takes the entire pulse-pounding two hours to finally answer that question, but even then, its leaves an ambiguous thought inside your head.

Its unpredictability comes from the many small twists and turns. There were countless subplots that wrapped up in a completely opposite direction I thought they were headed. From the pressure-pounding relationship Nina had with both her mother and show director, the countless hallucinations, to the very climatic ending, everything blind-sided you.

It all would not have worked without the dynamite performance by Natalie Portman. It’s a role that will come to define her career. Her transformation from the beginning as a fragile weakling to the end as a dark and lustful woman is one of the best you will ever witness. The last forty or so minutes are extremely horrifying yet riveting watching her innocence die and having the “Black Swan” finally roam free on-stage. She better get her acceptance speech for the Oscars ready, she will need it. You have to give credit as well to the play director, Vincent Cassel, who paired up well with Portman and helped pushed her character to the edge.

Black Swan is not for everyone, yet is for everyone, if that makes any sense. There will be times near the beginning where it’s slow or too violent, or too abnormal, but by the end you will be amazed at how well made this film was. It will keep you thinking it about it for days, and that is one of the characteristics of a great film. But if by some impossible chance you don’t enjoy it, at least you got to see Mila Kunis eat out Natalie Portman.

Overall Score: 10/10
 
My girl has been hounding me to see Black Swan. Looks like it gets the dude seal of approval. It's been getting crazy buzz too so I might just have to go see it.
 
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis makeout in it. Even if it sucked, which it shouldn't, then it'll be worth it. Stupid shit isn't playing anywhere in Michigan.
 
The Green Hornet (2011)

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Seth Rogen and writing partner Evan Goldberg (Superbad) apply their trademark humor to the superhero genre in this big-screen action-adventure about a newspaper-publishing playboy (Rogen) who dons a disguise to fight crime after hours. As the Green Hornet, Britt Reid's power is no longer limited to the printed page -- and thanks to a nimble martial-arts expert (Jay Chou), he has the skills to expose the city's roughest criminals.

It’s a movie like the Green Hornet that makes you realize why you fell in love with superhero movies. Don’t get me wrong, the current ones as of late have been fantastic, but not all heroes need to have a dark, gritty tale to them. Sometimes a funny, action packed movie will work just fine, and that’s what they did here with The Green Hornet.

The story is pretty simple, nothing very original. A playboy gets bored, and after a drunken fight gives him an adrenaline rush, he decides to don a mask and become The Green Hornet. Pretty ordinary, but the fun part comes from the great characters of the film. Seth Rogan may have lost a few pounds, but he acts no different. He plays the same character he always has, and brings the funny. You should already know whether or not you like him as an actor by now. His sidekick Kato is relatively unknown, but he did a fine job himself. He and Rogan had a nice chemistry the whole movie that worked well with the comedy. By no surprise, Christopher Waltz shows he can do comedy himself, playing a ruthless villain that constantly has you gasping for air. Is there anything this guy can’t do? The one real problem was with Cameron Diaz, who played a way too smart secretary that was far from believable. Aside from that everyone was awesome. They even had a pair of great cameos that slid under the radar. Bravo to them.

The action scenes were both great and terrible. The fight scenes were done very well with a slow done color change that is similar to Sherlock Holmes. They happen often and are a great combination with the laughs. The shitty part of the action came with the car chases. They are way too fast with a crappy camera work that gives you more of a headache then enjoyment. The gun attachments to the cars though give it a free pass and the one really bad flaw in an otherwise likeable movie.

The Green Hornet is not as great as Kick-Ass but it will most likely suffer the same fate with an underperformance at the box office despite the quality it puts out. Fans of the genre, Seth Rogan, or action comedy will really enjoy the film. The Green Hornet , despite the constant delays and the early bad buzz, overcame it to kick off what is hopefully a great year for movies.

Overall Score: 7/10
 
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