The General Wrestling Thread

[dave]

Kaitlyn does nothing for me. Admittedly, just a Net nerd critic, but I find her ultra boring with a big ass and too muscular to be a diva worth worshipping. Fandango's first dancer ... yikes.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

I mean, yeah, ultimately that should always be the story arch, but i'm talking more about how guys like Cena , Triple H, DX, etc (and Sheamus this week) end up in these wacky handicapped matches and beat multiple heels at the same time with minimal effort.

I remember when Triple H would seemingly destroy Cade & Murdoch every week, by himself. And they were the tag champs at the time. To me, that is counter productive. Rhodes & Sandow both have varying levels of potential, and shit like this is so counterproductive in my opinion. Especially when its the champs, because then you bury the titles, and you are cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Andre wasn't squashing The Wild Samoans back in '83 or whatever, he would squash people like Tiger Chung Lee & Pete Dougherty.

Watching RAW now. Sheamus LOST.

Disregard my rant.

 

[JimLeavy59]

Kaitlyn does nothing for me. Admittedly, just a Net nerd critic, but I find her ultra boring with a big ass and too muscular to be a diva worth worshipping. Fandango's first dancer ... yikes.

Like I said she needs to do porn. Looking at her modeling pre-WWE she was a few months away from it. Fucking Johnny Ace.

 

[ThomasTomasz]

Watching RAW now. Sheamus LOST.

Disregard my rant.

Yes, sorry for the confusion, but in my mind, they still put him over. He dominated most of that match, and still got his finisher off on one of the two guys. Which would be fine if they were curtain jerkers, but Sandow/Rhodes have much more potential than that.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

That Mark Henry segment on last night's RAW was fucking awesome.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Oh, and, you know what really irks me...

When you got Stephanie and Vince on TV and they are always going full on, in character, with their douchey boss act. Its channel changing, Corey Graves level douchey.

 

[EmpireWF]

Stephanie is a complete black hole of interest whenever she steps in front of the camera. USA Network wants the family on TV under the guise they mean anything for ratings and it will unfortunately be like this the entire summer.

Between her and Hogan's daughter as regular on-air characters, it's the manliest of large breasted females this side of Hollywood.

Mark Henry should go teach Brooke how to act, by the way. She could learn a thing or two.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought Steph was horrible. She is the shits.

Not only that, she's turning into Chyna. There were always rumors Trips had her on the juice, and I believe it. Her voice is several octaves lower, her jawline is growing, and her back/shoulders are wider than ever. I'm not going crazy. Watch last night over again. She looks like a god damn tranny.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

Also, RAW was pretty good. Stuff happened that was cool. That's all we ask, really.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought Steph was horrible. She is the shits.

Not only that, she's turning into Chyna. There were always rumors Trips had her on the juice, and I believe it. Her voice is several octaves lower, her jawline is growing, and her back/shoulders are wider than ever. I'm not going crazy. Watch last night over again. She looks like a god damn tranny.

Stephanie is looking fucking awful these days. Its obvious she's on the juice.

Trips has some weird taste in women. He was dating Chyna, who is insanely masculine, especially when they were dating. Now Stephanie looks butch as fuck with a strange physique.

I can dig and am into women with good muscular physiques, but she just looks terrible. Jamie Eason she is not.

And, I just really hate when you got Vince and Steph stroking their own dicks on TV. We know you're the boss, but, there isn't some big awesome good guy that needs the rub of going against the evil bosses and you don't need to have those dumb side comments about how much of a big bad you are. That shit with Stephanie last night with the divas was offputting.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

Yeah, when Steph power played Kaitlyn it was actually very awkward. Here you have the babyfaces coming out to get their comeuppance on AJ, and Steph cuts them off before they even have a chance. You're right, it was very weird and unnecessary.

Also, the WWE a quietly and slowly given us the heel manager back. Heyman, Colter, Ricardo, AJ, the broad who comes out with Epico & Primo, probably somebody i'm forgetting. It really adds something and i'm glad they're doing it.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Yeah, when Steph power played Kaitlyn it was actually very awkward. Here you have the babyfaces coming out to get their comeuppance on AJ, and Steph cuts them off before they even have a chance. You're right, it was very weird and unnecessary.

Also, the WWE a quietly and slowly given us the heel manager back. Heyman, Colter, Ricardo, AJ, the broad who comes out with Epico & Primo, probably somebody i'm forgetting. It really adds something and i'm glad they're doing it.

I thought the little "cover the mic, but I can still hear you" bit with AJ was even more awkward...talking about making her jobless...just weird, totally unnecessary, too.

Speaking of heel managers...Don't forget Stefan LeFort in NXT, too.

And, was it just me, or was Antonio Cesaro teaming with Swagger and Colter straight out of the 80's? I lol'd.

 

[FedEx227]

And it benefit absolutely nobody BUT Stephanie... which, okay, what the hell does that do?

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

How hot is Kaitlyn, anyway...she's like...a mystery.

Sometimes she looks hot...sometimes she looks Rosetta Stoned with bolt ons...she's got a weird physique, too. She's short as hell, but huge fakies, and has a ton of muscle in her quads and hammies and shoulders and bis...and then she's got this big mop of hair, huge man-jaw, ridiculous collagen lips, and they cover her all up.

If she deflated some and got off whatever testosterone she's on she'd be much hotter.

 

[FedEx227]

I waver on her almost weekly. For awhile I thought she was ugly, then she was hot, then she was bad again and now I don't know. There's a lot of things to like but shes got that Nattie thing going where you know shes a brick shithouse so it's kind of hard to be to into it... unless you're one of those dudes...

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

Hmm. Looks like we need to bust out the Warner Scale..

-Would I fuck her? - of course. duh.

-Would I walk the mall with her, hand in hand? - leaning towards no.

-Would I walk the mall with her, hand in hand, several hours from where I live? - yes, if I felt the end game was sex.

-Relationship? - not unless she could really cook, watched sports, and was total freak in the bedroom.

 

[JimLeavy59]

She'd fuck you in the ass with a strap on lets put it that way.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

Oh, forgot to say that Ambrose needs to stop wrestling Kane. Three terrible matches in a row.

Kane, the momentum killer.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Kane has never had a good match...ever.

He could be in a four way match with Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, and Bret Hart and it'd be the drizzling shits.

 

[JimLeavy59]