A few pages back, we talked about guys who are products of WWE developmental lacking improvisation skills and matches turning into train wrecks if things fall off the rails (Randy Orton is exhibit A, Kofi, Sheamus, others have the same problem).
On the New Japan show the other night, Hiroshi Tanahashi tried to skin the cat and was having all sorts of problems. He tried twice and didn't make it, and was about to try a third time, but instead of standing around and looking like a goof his opponent Shinsuke Nakamura basically said fuck this shit and gave him a running kick to the head before proceeding to work him over.
Now clearly the idea was for Tanahashi to skin the cat, come back in, and take control. This is a transition spot he uses almost every match. But Nakamura knew it would have been ridiculous to stall for that long while this guy struggled to get over the ropes, so he improvised, kicked him in the head, and they scrapped the transition and changed course. And it was done so seamlessly, I had to watch three times to make sure it wasnt the planned spot (it wasn't, Tanahashi just blew it).
I can just picture Randy Orton now, standing there like a geek waiting for Cena or Bryan or whoever to struggle over the ropes. There is no way he saves a situation like that, because they rehearse these PPV matches on the house shows for a week, and god damn it,
this is where we do the big transition spot, I have to let it happen. I'm picking on Orton, but they have a roster full of these create-a-wrestlers and you see little things like this all of the time. Like Batista playing to the crowd at the Royal Rumble, when they CLEARLY were not going to cheer him no matter what he did. He looked like a complete idiot, like a stage actor in a show completely bombing who is just following the script and waiting to get out of there.
The beauty of wrestling, is
there is no script (theoretically, anyway), and you can improvise when needed. WWE developmental is great, they have this multi million dollar facility which is tremendous and a great thing, but the one major drawback to their rigid system of teaching, is they are creating a roster of robots. That's the difference between a wrestler and a sports entertainer. They may be cleaner around the edges but they are churning out stage actors, not wrestlers.
This note from last week's Observer sums it up nicely:
The style being taught in developmental right now is for the babyfaces to get one comeback spot, build it around trademark spots and finishes should be a specific hold that they always use to win.
ROBOTS.
Your Sami Zayn's will be fine, your Solomon Crowe's, etc, but this is soooo counter productive for the people they sign off the street, and it's why you have an undercard full of Darren Young's who have no fucking clue how to really work or how to get over.
There is a reason the best people on the roster came up grassroots through the indies and internationally.