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  • dell71
    Enter Sandman
    • Mar 2009
    • 23919

    Originally posted by Fox1994
    Is it really that good? I mean, I wanted to see it, Buzzman thought very, very, very lowly of it, and I hold his review opinion almost as high as yours.
    I thought so. But I realize it is very disjointed. The three stories really aren't related to each other and that seems to be a turn off. This is one where I know I'm going against the grain, but I'm cool with that.

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    • Fox1994
      Posts too much
      • Dec 2008
      • 5327

      Originally posted by dell71
      I thought so. But I realize it is very disjointed. The three stories really aren't related to each other and that seems to be a turn off. This is one where I know I'm going against the grain, but I'm cool with that.
      If you say it's alright, it must be. I'll check it out.

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      • dell71
        Enter Sandman
        • Mar 2009
        • 23919

        Originally posted by Fox1994
        If you say it's alright, it must be. I'll check it out.
        You might even surprise yourself and like it. Let me know.

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        • Maynard
          stupid ass titles
          • Feb 2009
          • 17876

          i watched the entire film, but i honestly didnt enjoy it to much. i didnt mind the stories not being connected. I just didnt feel like any of the stories really mattered.

          The film felt like a roller coaster ride without any thrills. your like, ok its a ride i will go on, but im not getting anything out of it

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          • dell71
            Enter Sandman
            • Mar 2009
            • 23919


            Where the Wild Things Are
            Directed by Spike Jonze.
            2009. Rated PG, 101 minutes.
            Cast:
            Max Records
            James Gandolfini
            Catherine Keener
            Paul Dano
            Catherine O’Hara
            Pepita Emmerichs
            Mark Ruffalo
            Vincent Crowley
            Sonny Gerasimowicz
            Nick Farnell

            Tiny Max (Records) is going through a crisis. His big sister hardly pays him any mind and since his single-but-dating mom works all day, he’s left mostly to his own devices. One night, after throwing a particularly dramatic temper tantrum he runs away from home, goes down to the nearby coast, hops in a boat, crosses a raging sea and winds up on a strange island filled with bickering and depressed creatures that look like out-of-work mascots. When he figures out they want to eat him, he makes up some cockamamie reason why they shouldn’t. He tells them he’s got special powers and promises to make all the sadness in their lives disappear. Of course, the mascots do the only logical thing they can and make him king.

            I’ve given you the first thirty minutes. For the next hour plus, we watch Max run, jump and play with the mascots, trying his darndest to keep his promise about ending sadness. Obviously, the task seems impossible. It is especially so when dealing with such a morose group. Conflict raises its head time and again. Most of the time, it involves the easily upset and heartbroken Carol. Carol is voiced wonderfully by James Gandolfini. Yes, Carol is a he. Just a little fyi: Tony Soprano is not actually in the suit. That would be Vincent Crowley. Anyhoo, we come to see Carol largely as this island’s version of Max. Between Carol, Max and the rest of the group, life lessons and dirt clods are bandied about.

            It’s an odd watch that ignores any plausible real-world consequences of his actions, including just how much time actually passes. Then again, the movie never definitively says that Max went to a real place. That much is up to you. Whether or not the island is real, the movie focuses solely on the wonderland this particular Alice has fallen into and the therapy it provides. I can see some kids being totally enthralled by watching another child just play while also empathizing with the mascots. I can see others bored to tears because once you get past how these creatures look, it lacks the fizz and pop of most movies aimed at the pre-teen audience. The personalities of our friends are droll, at best. The movie seems to drag on and on…and on. There’s also not much in the way of special fx and though there is humor, it’s not made up of pratfalls and fart jokes.

            The lack of crassness may be a welcome reprieve for parents. However, the same sentiments apply. You’ll have to think your way through this one. Normally, that’s not a problem for me, but here it was a chore. Unfortunately, big action scenes where our hero battles the bad guy and hordes of his minions never come. Therefore, if you don’t mind the slowness of the proceedings then this will be a nice treat for you. If you’re easily bored, don’t bother.

            The Opposite View: Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly

            What the Internet Says: 7.2/10 on imdb.com (8/11/10), 73% on rottentomatoes.com, 71/100 on metacritic.com

            MY SCORE: 5.5/10

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            • dell71
              Enter Sandman
              • Mar 2009
              • 23919


              Not Quite Hollywood:
              The Wild, Untold Story of OZploitation!

              Directed by Mark Hartley.
              2008. Rated R, 103 minutes.
              Cast:
              Phillip Adams
              Graeme Blundell
              Glory Annen
              Christine Amor
              Victoria Anoux
              Quentin Tarantino
              Deborah Gray
              Jamie Lee Curtis
              Dennis Hopper

              In the early 1960s the Australian film industry was almost nonexistent. With a little nudging from the powers that be, the industry explodes with an enormous output of b-movies and flourishes for the next two decades. At some point thes films came to be known as Oz-ploitation and peaked with the movie that made Mel Gibson a star, Mad Max. They were filled with action, gore, low-brow comedy and naked bodies. So, too, is this documentary. We listen to the people who were there and/or helped create the style of the vast majority of Australia’s cinematic exports. Oh, and a lot of famed director/movie geek Quentin Tarantino plus a little Jamie Lee Curtis and Dennis Hopper thrown in. For film buffs and fans of b-movies, this is a goldmine. For others, it’s a bunch of people, most of whom you’ve never heard of, discussing and showing clips from a lot of bad movies you probably didn’t know existed. I fall into the first category and had a blast watching. Many of our interviewees were quite funny and the clips were amazing. I understand that it’s not for everyone, though.


              MY SCORE: 8/10

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              • dell71
                Enter Sandman
                • Mar 2009
                • 23919


                Broken Embraces
                AKA Los Abrazos Rotos
                Directed by Pedro Almodóvar.
                2009. Rated R, 127 minutes.
                Cast:
                Penélope Cruz
                Lluís Homar
                Blanca Portillo
                Jose Luis Gómez
                Rubén Ochandiano
                Tamar Novas

                Sometimes, really good movies aren’t really about what they seem. For instance, to borrow from Roger Ebert, really manipulating his words just a bit to fit my exact interpretation, the classic comedy Some Like it Hot pretends to be about two guys on the run from the mob, their friendship and Joe’s (Tony Curtis) romance with Sugar (Marilyn Monroe). In the end, it’s really just about sex and sexuality. Pedro Almodóvar’s Broken Embraces pulls a sleight of hand at least as impressive.

                When the movie opens we meet Harry Cain (Homar) a famous screenwriter and former director who also happens to be blind. One day a frantic young man named Ray X (Ochandiano) mysteriously shows up at his door and says he wants to work with him on a script. Once he figures out who the man is, Harry then reflects on the events that led to this meeting. This is the story BE pretends to tell.

                Make no mistake, it does an excellent job of pretending. Sex, jealousy and guilt swirl round and round, spinning a saucy tale. It’s fantastic melodrama, an R-rated soap opera, if you will. To pull off this part of his movie Almodóvar draws on a tour de force performance from Penélope Cruz as Lena. She’s ambitious, seemingly fearless, willing to act on her impulses – consequences be damned – and above all, beautiful. It is indeed shallow to place her looks atop the totem pole of her attributes. However, it’s precisely that which ensnares two very successful men in her constantly tangling web.

                If I may digress for a moment, I’ve always felt Cruz performs better in her native Spanish language films. This is no exception. She seems more confident and free. In her American movies she appears to be efforting to enunciate in English which taxes her acting. Then again, it could just be me. Yes, subtitleophobes, this means the movie is in Spanish. Bring your reading glasses…or just switch the DVD over to the English track.

                The tale of Cruz’s character and the love triangle in which she finds herself is the wool the director pulls over our eyes. What his film is about has absolutely nothing to do with her or even anyone else in the picture. Through his characters Almodóvar, who also wrote the film, uses the aforementioned themes of sex, jealousy, etc to entertain us. To entertain himself, perhaps even to elighten both himself and the audience, the entire film is an extended metaphor for something else. I won’t tell you what it is here for fear of robbing you of the joy of figuring it out yourself. Rest assured of one thing. First, the movie works on both levels so even if you never pick up on what I’m talking about, it’s a very good watch. Though, I will say he does tell us. In fact, he practically puts it in italicized, underlined bold print. After all, it’s only the most important thing.

                The Opposite View: Amy Biancolli, San Francisco Chronicle

                What the Internet Says: 7.2/10 on imdb.com (8/17/10), 81% on rottentomatoes.com, 76/100 on metacritic.com

                MY SCORE: 9/10

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                • dell71
                  Enter Sandman
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23919


                  Crazy Heart
                  Directed by Scott Cooper.
                  2009. Rated R, 111 minutes.
                  Cast:
                  Jeff Bridges
                  Maggie Gyllenhall
                  Colin Farrell
                  Robert Duvall
                  Jack Nation
                  Paul Herman
                  Tom Bower
                  Rick Dial

                  Country music legend Bad Blake (Bridges) is trying to regain his former glory by traveling across the country performing in rundown bars, bowling alleys and any other place that would have him. He’s broke and hasn’t written a new song in years. He’s the epitome of washed up. However, he still has his name. It’s enough to keep getting him gigs, groupies of advanced ages and far more whiskey than he should drink, though he tries valiantly. When Jean (Gyllenhall), a much younger than he reporter, comes calling for an interview he falls head over heels.

                  All of this sets the stage for a remarkable performance by Bridges. Every single moment of his work rings true. Before now, the role most people identified with Bridges was that of “The Dude” in The Big Lebowski. In The Men Who Stare at Goats, he plays a military version that character, one that somehow tricks the people in power to give him a little of his own. Consider Bad Blake a real world version. There’s a real sadness and loneliness to the constant party that his life has become. In every town, he plays with a different band at a different dive, sleeps with a different woman in a different hotel room while getting sloppy drunk and puking all along the way. Somehow, it’s all the same and aside from the vomit, none of it is his. Bridges conveys this brilliantly.

                  We quickly understand why he’s so into Jean. She represents a stability and happiness he’s never known. Just how unstable his life has been becomes more apparent as the movie moves along. We also understand that she is reluctantly going against her better judgment. She’s clearly following her heart and not her head. The movie’s title may actually refer to her.

                  Gyllenhall is excellent in her role and as Bad’s love interest, obviously she plays off Bridges and he, off her. This aspect works well. For me, though, the performance that really makes Bridges’ work what it is, is that of Colin Farrell as country music superstar, and former Bad Blake protégé, Tommy Sweet. The casting of Farrell is a stroke of genius. He’s the opposite of Blake, and Bridges for that matter, in every way. Most of us who know anything about him would never have dreamed of giving him this role. Nothing about him says country singer. Yet, that’s precisely why he works so well. His glossiness serves to authenticate our hero.

                  Sadly, it’s a case where the performances are better than the actual movie. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not at all bad. It’s actually quite good. However, after a certain event involving Jean’s son Buddy (Nation), it goes on autopilot. We know what’s coming and the film dutifully follows the path it laid for itself. Still, Jeff Bridges is worth the price of admission. I will warn you, if you just can’t stand even a note of country music, steer clear. If you’re a fan of the genre, or at least willing to overlook it, you’re in for a treat.

                  The Opposite View: Sean Burns, Philadelphia Weekly

                  What the Internet Says: 7.4/10 on imdb.com (8/20/10), 92% on rottentomatoes.com, 83/100 on metacritic.com

                  MY SCORE: 7.5/10

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                  • dell71
                    Enter Sandman
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 23919

                    FINALLY!

                    You guys are all caught up with the rest of the world. If you didn't know, these reviews also appear in 2 other places online. One of them is my blog (link in my sig), the other shall remain anonymous so as not to invoke any violent reactions.

                    Since you've been behind all this time, I'm going to put you one up, temporarily at least. The next review is one you're getting before either of those other places...

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                    • dell71
                      Enter Sandman
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23919


                      Kick-Ass
                      Directed by Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn.
                      2010. Rated R, 117 minutes.
                      Aaron Johnson
                      Christopher Mintz-Plasse
                      Mark Strong
                      Chloë Grace Moretz
                      Nicolas Cage
                      Omari Hardwick
                      Michael Rispoli
                      Clark Duke
                      Garrett M. Brown
                      Dexter Fletcher

                      Like a lot of boys, Dave (Johnson) wonders what it would be like to be a superhero. He even carries the fantasy one step further and tries to act it out in real life. He gets his hands on a green wetsuit, names himself Kick-Ass and takes to the streets looking like a jade ninja. From there ensues a wild ride full of perfectly just over the top violence and fueled by an absolutely wicked sense of humor. It’s based on the graphic novel of the same name.

                      This isn’t Batman Begins so there’s no real training for superhero. Things don’t go smoothly. They go about as good as if you yourself decided to don tights and become a crimefighter. Actually, they go better because he doesn’t wind up dead within the first few minutes. Despite becoming a media sensation, he’s not a very good superhero.

                      Closer to the real deal, but more homicidal than most, we learn, is Hit-Girl (Moretz), a pint-sized killing machine and her father Big Daddy (Cage). Like everyone else who’s watched this movie I have high praise for Hit-Girl. She totally steals the show. We need more Hit-Girl. However, I’ve not seen anyone give Nicolas Cage his just due. I get that there’s a lot of Cage hatred out there. He’s done a lot of dreadful movies. I also understand that most of KA’s audience is too young to remember what Cage is making fun of. His parody of Adam West’s version of Batman is just dead-on and completely hilarious. Well, it’s hilarious if you have the old TV series as a reference point. If so, you’ll recognize everything he does and might laugh yourself to tears.

                      This brings me to my next point. KA isn’t just an action-comedy. It’s a brilliant spoof of all things superhero. It’s simultaneously reverential and irreverent. It lovingly skewers the genres of literature, television and cinema that birthed it, holding their feet to the fire even as it gives them a hug. Comic book fans will notice the subtleties that make KA special. For instance, notice the unspoken joke of our hero wearing glasses in his regular life but not when dressed as his alter-ego. What makes it great is that even if you miss those little touches you can still have a great time watching it. This is because the best spoofs use the genre they’re spoofing for inspiration, making fun of that genre’s absurdities while also working within its confines and stand alone as narratives.

                      In those dreadful “____ Movie” (Scary, Date, Dance, etc) flicks there appears to be no love for whatever they’re trying to parody. It’s all mean-spirited and void of creativity. They merely reenact a scene from some other movie and add something gross to it. When they’re over, you can’t really remember the story it’s trying to tell. Here, you needn’t have seen any specific movie to get most of the jokes. You only have to be familiar with a certain type of movie. This is why Young Frankenstein works for people who’ve never actually seen the original Frankenstein or Scream for people who aren’t necessarily fans of slasher movies. Kick-Ass is one of the best spoofs.

                      The Opposite View: Stephen Himes, Film Snobs

                      What the Internet Says: 8.1/10 on imdb.com (#183 all time as of 8/20/10), 76% on rottentomatoes.com, 66/100 on metacritic.com

                      MY SCORE: 10/10

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                      • Palooza
                        Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 14265

                        I love you, Dell.

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                        • CrimsonGhost56
                          True Blue
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 5981

                          Originally posted by Palooza
                          I love you, Dell.
                          me too

                          threesome?

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                          • stevsta
                            ¿Que?
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 4670

                            How about a review of young frankenstein
                            RIP

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                            • dell71
                              Enter Sandman
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 23919

                              Originally posted by Palooza
                              I love you, Dell.
                              Originally posted by CrimsonGhost56
                              me too

                              threesome?
                              O...



                              Y not?

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                              • dell71
                                Enter Sandman
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 23919

                                Originally posted by stevsta
                                How about a review of young frankenstein
                                One of my all time faves...hate to be a tease, but look for it in October.

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