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Buttered Popcorn: Buzzmans Movie Review Thread

The story is where the disagreement comes in. I thought it was good, therefor the movie was great, you thought the story was shit, so you just didn't enjoy the film. I'd like to think my man boner for Gosling really only effected Crazy Stupid Love, which is only because I was waiting a year for that damn movie to come out.
 
I'd like to think my man boner for Gosling really only effected Crazy Stupid Love, which is only because I was waiting a year for that damn movie to come out.

Pretty sure the consensus around here is that that is definitely not the case.

It's okay, we don't often see our own faults in ourselves.
 
I find all of it sorta funny because Ryan Gosling isn't even my favorite actor. He's just relevant right now because he had 3 movies in a 70 day span.
 
Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)

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When Cal Weaver (Steve Carell) discovers that his wife (Julianne Moore) wants to end their marriage, he reluctantly faces the unwelcome prospect of single life with the counsel of the younger and smoother super-bachelor Jacob Palmer (Ryan Gosling). Meanwhile, Cal's adolescent son, Robbie (Jonah Bobo), has formed an unquenchable crush on his 17-year-old babysitter (Analeigh Tipton) -- but is she more interested in Robbie's recently unwed father?

There is a line of dialogue in the film that reads, “Go Big or Go Home!” Well Crazy Stupid Love is as big as they come in the romance genre. You may walk in thinking it may be ordinary, but it will be impossible to walk out and not say you didn’t love the film. It is the best romantic dramedy I have ever had the pleasure of seeing and other films will have a very hard time of topping it in the years to come. I walked in with the highest of expectations and not surprisingly the film still managed to blow me away with everything it threw at me.

The typical story that comes along with these types of films are sort of threw out the window. It consistently twists your emotions to the point your laughing one moment and the next your feeling sorrow for these characters. The film takes its time to develop nearly every character and make you feel attached to them to the point you want them to be happy; you want the best in the world for them. The miniature twists the film takes is where it excels. When you think things, generally you’re wrong and the film turns on you. It’s this fantastic style of writing that turns repetition into this fresh product you think you have never seen before even though you’ve seen it countless times. This is the type of film where the risks paid off and everything came together so smoothly, you don’t even care that the ending was probably what you thought it was going to be. It never feels rushed and its climax had my jaw on the floor from both shock and laughter. It was one of those rare moments that will be imprinted in your head and when briefly mentioned, you’d immediately know what film is being discussed. Every film in this genre should take notes and strive to reach the ambitious heights Crazy Stupid Love achieved.

It all is mute though if the characters aren’t portrayed well, even the greatest written character can become corrupted with a wrong take on them from the actor, but every role was nailed to a tee. Steve Carell who started off poorly in thee leading man role fits in comfortable in his best film to date. He plays the average looking slow talking fatherly figure well and thrives with his character. It’s one of the rare times he doesn’t come off as fake trying to force a laugh out of you, instead playing it subtle and as real as possible. Simply fantastic here. Ryan Gosling on the other hand takes a dramatic shift in roles as he takes on his first comedic role. As the ladies’ man he sizzles up the screen and gets more than his share of laugh, but still manages to be at his best when his character takes a more serious turn in the film. It’s great to see Gosling in such a different manner and actually seeing his character have fun in the film for once. With this being first of three highly anticipated films for 2011, he’s off to a tremendous start already; this is his year. As for the rest of the cast Julianne Moore plays a woman you should hate but simply is too likeable to do that, she continues to be her expectable self. Emma Stone feels a bit lost in the midst of things but when they ask for her to step into the spotlight; you understand this girl will be a leading lady in Hollywood for many years to come. She’s simply terrific for her age. The film even manages to actually have substantial child role that now only gets a good amount of laughs out of you, but never gets annoying. It may seem small but the kid seems to prevent holes in spots that matter. Simply put, this is an ensemble cast that feels just absolutely perfect.

Crazy Stupid Love is about as close to perfect as you’ll ever get in the romantic comedy genre. You’ll want to rewatch it when its over and continue to watch it every few weeks. If you had any doubts that the film looked like a chick flick, I can tell you with a guarantee, it will be one of those films everyone mentions years from now when highlighting the best films of 2011. Do yourself a favor and make sure you do not miss out on this film; it’d be a huge mistake on your part. That goes double for all the Gosling fans out there.

Overall Score: 10/10


This movie had alot of contrast that really helped it. For example the bar scene after Carell is newly "single". In most movies he would've gone home after and then spend another 5-10 minutes mopping around which would've been boring to watch. In this movie though, they threw in the more alive Gosling into the mix. Just as Carell is about to drop the ball he comes into the film and keeps in entertaining. Gosling keeps the movie light, yet it's not enough to distract you from the serious problem Carell is going through. The movie itself was never too light or too serious, because they could easily change the mood with another character and not force it at all.

Another thing is that they blended the multiple stories/characters together very well. Everyone is so interlocked that almost every character was progressing forward, regardless of who was on screen. On top of that they all were pretty important. Most divorcing couples in movies like this just have "kids" that are more talked about then seen, but in this one they're actually main characters with important screen time.

Also I liked how there's no real antagonist. Most movies would've pegged Julianne Moore as the bitch to avoid, but in this movie they choose to make you feel sympathy for her. There were times when I wanted them to get back together, and times when I didn't. I was still re-evaluating things myself, as opposed to most romance movies when you know the right choice from the start and spend 90 mins waiting for the stupid character to figure it out.

The director did a great job IMO. Not my favorite of the genre, but the only one I've seen that was pretty complex yet simple to understand and enjoy.
 
The 10/10 was most towards the genre it fits in not the movie itself. It def is my favorite romantic dramedy. I don't think I've seen someone watch the film and not enjoy it. Some don't love it us much as I, but they still give it positive feedback. Glad you enjoyed it.
 
Midnight in Paris (2011)

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A romantic comedy about a family traveling to the French capital for business. The party includes a young engaged couple forced to confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better.

Before I walked into Midnight in Paris I was excited for two reasons. The first simply being the reviews have been phenomenal and touting it as Woody Allen’s best film in years. The second came as a surprise to me; looking over Allen’s work, I realized that despite having directed over 40+ films, this would be the first one that I will have watched. It amazes me that I have somehow never come across one of his films before. It is a shame then that the first look into his work is one I had a hard time enjoying.

It is not that it wasn’t a bad movie it’s just one that I don’t understand. Apparently because our protagonist Gil yearns to feel alive, he ends up traveling back into a time in Paris where all of his greatest idles flocked around parties and invite him along. Seeing these characters of history on screen were said to be great performances, but the problem was I have no idea how these characters acted. I know most of them by name and some of their work, but I am ignorant on everything but the basics. Maybe if I had known more about them I would have enjoyed it considerably more?

Even if you don’t understand the films characters, you will have no problem with Gil and his troubled outlook on life. Owen Wilson here plays his typical fast talking character, but it seems to flow with the films style. Everything is constantly moving and changing that Wilson is given a chance to thrive in the role. He kept me from feeling as if I completely wasted my time on this film. I can’t say the same for the Rachael McAdams. I love her too death and will watch anything she is in, but I have no idea how they can turn her into such a bitch that you want to physically slap her. Michael Sheen in his brief moments on screen almost made up for her character.

The film asks its audience to take a look in the past and really look hard because usually only the good things are remember making it seem like a better time in your life. It wants you to realize that living in the now is where you are and will always be so let the past influence you enough while you move forward instead of stopping to look back. If that question interests you enough you and you are a Woody Allen fan, this may garner your interest more than I. My first trip into the work of Woody Allen is disappointingly a forgettable one.


Overall Score: 5/10



You have this a 5....

The same score as "I am Number Four"?!?!?!?!



You crazy.
 
I like that this thread is proving to me that I can take Buzzman's movie reviews as seriously as I take his videogame reviews.
 
I've come to find that most of the time after I watch a movie and read Buzzman's review we have mostly the same opinion....number scores are overrated but we generally have the same critiques of movies.
 
I've come to find that most of the time after I watch a movie and read Buzzman's review we have mostly the same opinion....number scores are overrated but we generally have the same critiques of movies.

It has been the written part, not the score, that I have ever disagreed with with Buzzman.
 
In Time (2011)

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When Will Salas (Justin Timberlake) is falsely accused of murder, he must figure out a way to bring down a system where time is money - literally - enabling the wealthy to live forever while the poor, like Will, have to beg, borrow, and steal enough minutes to make it through another day.

With such an intriguing universe, In Time set itself up to open a completely new world to its audience. Money has become useless and actual time has become the only form of currency available. At the start, this bizarre new world that is thrown at us becomes overwhelming with information about how this world operates and the inhabitants that function within the society. It keeps it fresh and appealing, showing off a new perspective on things we do every day and how much they have changed now that the population has become ticking time bombs that can die if their time runs out. But considering just how many possibilities they could have went, part of me feels like the appeal wore off faster than it should have. If the world of the film was the sole reason you walk into the film, you’ll most likely walk away with disappointment.

On the other hand, most of the characters are entertaining, albeit a little underdeveloped. Justin Timberlake in the lead role in an action film may not feel right on paper, but the guy is just fun to watch. He won’t blow you away here, buts he’s completely solid. His chemistry between Amanda Seyfried (who is looking far hotter than I am accustomed to) allows to the film to work past some of its weaker elements like the films antagonist Raymond, played by Cillian Murphy. The character feels far less potent then he should be and he spends too much time making mistakes that allow the leads to get away just in the nick of time. He also seems to bicker to the protagonist about this universe past but always stops right before he actually gives you a full answer. It’s very frustrating.

If you’re in the mood to watch a purely entertaining film, In Time will be just enough. If you’re feeling for something that will challenge your mind, give it a pass. Outside a few creative and heart pounding scenes, this feels a little better than generic. It’s a film that is easy to recommend to the average moviegoer, but I feel hesitant with everybody else. If you don’t watch a lot of movies, why waste your time with something above average when you can watch something great.

Overall Score: 6.5/10
 
Straw Dogs (2011)

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David and Amy Sumner (James Marsden and Kate Bosworth), a Hollywood screenwriter and his actress wife, return to her small hometown in the deep South to prepare the family home for sale after her father's death. Once there, tensions build in their marriage and old conflicts re-emerge with the locals, including Amy's ex-boyfriend Charlie (Alexander Skarsgard), leading to a violent confrontation.

I have never seen the original Straw Dogs, which has somehow escaped my list, but from what I’ve gathered, it was a vicious film that went on to become a critical darling. With all this acclaim and recognition, this remake ultimately seems unnecessary. There is no reason to remake a film that you cannot improve. It defeats the purpose of a remake. Despite the wave of caution, I sat down and watched Straw Dogs and by the end wished I had just gone out and got the original instead.

The film is filled with fake characters played by untalented actors that chug through a half assed storyline that brings all them onto a one way collision into each other. When David decides to move into his wife’s hometown, a group from the community harasses him because his city lifestyle doesn’t fit in with the town. Because of his reactions to these harassments, his wife begins to question his manhood. All of this coils inside him just waiting to be released. This is supposed to be crucial for his character because the latter half of the movie turns into a home invasion flick, but James Marsden plays the character all wrong. He’s too confident, too charming, and too comfortable in the role. You never believe in the character and cannot root for him to overcome these obstacles.

On the flipside, the villains are a little more developed, placed in situations that create more of an intrigue to them. The main source of it comes from the ambiguity of the rape scene. It makes you question the motives behind them and the wife. It’s not disturbing by any means, but the difference in intention between the characters gives the audience something to think about. They do a good job here, specifically, Alexander Skarsgård, who is recognizable as Eric from True Blood. His deadly calm stare can burn a hole right through you.

If you’re looking for a decent film with some thrills and some violent death scenes, you could definitely do worse than this remake. It does enough to not be terrible, but not enough to be considered good. It’s a film that you can watch and enjoy, but you don’t really have to.

Overall Score: 5/10
 
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