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Buttered Popcorn: Buzzmans Movie Review Thread

Cedar Rapids (2011)

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To call insurance agent Tim Lippe (Ed Helms), "naïve" is a gross understatement. He's never left his small hometown. He's never stayed at a hotel. And he's never experienced anything like Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Sent to represent his company at the annual insurance convention, Tim is soon distracted by three convention veterans (John C. Reilly, Anne Heche and Isiah Whitlock Jr.) who will show him the ropes and push his boundaries. For a guy who plays everything by the book, this convention will be anything but conventional.

I’m not saying that a raunchy R-Rated balls to the wall comedy can’t be good but more often than not, they tend to be good at best and mostly mediocre. The real meat of the comedy genre, and the one I tend to enjoy the most, are these small heartwarming ones that have a lot of heart in its lead rather than Hollywood filling up the screen. Cedar Rapids has all the trademarks of an indie comedy, and excels at making you feel good without having to force laughs out of you. They tend to come a lot more naturally based on the characters rather than the scenario.

In a very small town, a minor problem to us, and a giant problem for them, befalls upon a car dealership that forces Tim Lippe to leave his safe bubble of Brown Valley and head into the far too entertaining Cedar Rapids to attend an annual awards conference never short on fun. It’s cool and familiar seeing a quirky character experience things for the first time and be exposed to the real world. It never really forces its hand, and lets everything come in a cool constant stream that allows the film to go with a typical plotline. The wacky adventures Tim Lippe goes through are fun, awkward, and tame; The transition he makes gives off a warm feeling and you’re happy to see him basically grow up and become a man. The side stories that come along with his adventures are just as good, if not better, because they add a flare of craziness and reality to a film that seems so far-fetched in its own universe. They are nice holders for a film that could have lost itself in its own reality.

The best parts of the films come from its amazing little cast full of people you love in the film world. Ed Helms is ironically the weakest part, but that’s not due to him. He provides a nice stellar character to follow around and never attempts to try lose control and become his unfunny self we’ve seen in his early career. The real star is the always amazing John C Reilly. The minute he’s on screen you fall in love with him. He’s so damn funny and somehow never manages to let off the gas. He says some of the most best one liners in a long time and it’s the manner in which he says them which make them funny rather than what he’s actually saying. He adds one of the best characters to his career of awesomeness. He’s such an underappreciated talent. The two other partners in crime are Isiah Whitlock Jr. of Wire fame in what is essentially a great over extended cameo and Anne Heche adding a powerful female character in a comedy that rarely happens. She can be funny, but it’s the amount of heart that comes with her character that makes her such a great one to watch. Her interactions with Helms are great. It’s a great cast that makes it a great movie.

One of the more overlooked films of 2011, it is a really fun charmer that can make you piss your pants if you’re unprepared for it. It only confirms my love for the indie genre, and proves that John C Reilly is a god. That is all.

Overall Score: 8/10
 
Wrath of the Titans (2012)

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A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus-the demigod son of Zeus-is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus' godly son, Ares (Edgar Ramírez), switch loyalty and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans' strength grows stronger as Zeus' remaining godly powers are siphoned.

A lot of the times, Hollywood can really confuse the hell out of you. Do they honestly think anyone on the planet wanted a sequel to Clash of the Titans? The first one was mediocre at best, and the massive amount of pre-release buzz was terrible due to its post conversion 3D cash grab. They kept talking up the sequel as if it was going to be some huge redemption for everybody involved, but the trailers come out and guess what? It’s the exact same film, just supposedly bigger and more badass. That doesn’t really work when the original material was complete crap. The idea is to improve an idea, not recycle it and throw it back into our faces.

This time around, the demigod Perseus, has made a son, and instead of living the life of luxury, has been making due as a fisherman like his pops. It’s almost as if the events of the first film cease to exist. What would you know though, Hades is back causing up a stir of troubles, this time capturing Zeus, and their brilliant plan to unleash the Titans upon the world. You know the Titans right? They are the giant lava mountains that destroy everything in their paths, but tis cool, they won’t hurt Hades because he makes a deal and he’ll most certainly stick to it. Of course the only one capable of stopping the giant lava monster is the powerless Perseus because he is “the chosen one.” Of course, he can’t just kill him, he must first retrieve his father and this leads to a journey movie full of lackluster set pieces, monsters, and character transitions that actually make the first one look fucking great. By the time you reach the films climax with the giant Titan, you realize it’s not as cool as it looked, and it quickly resolves itself and thankfully lets you walk away from this dreadful film.

It’s hard to believe at one time Sam Worthington was considered an up and coming success with his out staging of Bale in T4 and starring in the mega hit Avatar, but man does he just plain ole suck donkey dick. Every film that puts him front and center is just a chance to see all the cracks and bumps in his work, and what was with the ridiculous hairstyle? Are you on your way of being the next Nic Cage? The rest of the cast may feature some big time names, but it doesn’t give them anything to do except zombie walk through the roles and collect their checks. Even great actors couldn’t have made much out of this kind of movie. It’s one that can only be defined as awful. It’s not worth watching at any cost, and if you must try and take advantage of some good napping time if you’re somehow found yourself cornered. I know I did.

Overall Score: 1/10
 
Cedar Rapids (2011)

cedarrapidsjohncreilly.jpg


To call insurance agent Tim Lippe (Ed Helms), "naïve" is a gross understatement. He's never left his small hometown. He's never stayed at a hotel. And he's never experienced anything like Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Sent to represent his company at the annual insurance convention, Tim is soon distracted by three convention veterans (John C. Reilly, Anne Heche and Isiah Whitlock Jr.) who will show him the ropes and push his boundaries. For a guy who plays everything by the book, this convention will be anything but conventional.

I’m not saying that a raunchy R-Rated balls to the wall comedy can’t be good but more often than not, they tend to be good at best and mostly mediocre. The real meat of the comedy genre, and the one I tend to enjoy the most, are these small heartwarming ones that have a lot of heart in its lead rather than Hollywood filling up the screen. Cedar Rapids has all the trademarks of an indie comedy, and excels at making you feel good without having to force laughs out of you. They tend to come a lot more naturally based on the characters rather than the scenario.

In a very small town, a minor problem to us, and a giant problem for them, befalls upon a car dealership that forces Tim Lippe to leave his safe bubble of Brown Valley and head into the far too entertaining Cedar Rapids to attend an annual awards conference never short on fun. It’s cool and familiar seeing a quirky character experience things for the first time and be exposed to the real world. It never really forces its hand, and lets everything come in a cool constant stream that allows the film to go with a typical plotline. The wacky adventures Tim Lippe goes through are fun, awkward, and tame; The transition he makes gives off a warm feeling and you’re happy to see him basically grow up and become a man. The side stories that come along with his adventures are just as good, if not better, because they add a flare of craziness and reality to a film that seems so far-fetched in its own universe. They are nice holders for a film that could have lost itself in its own reality.

The best parts of the films come from its amazing little cast full of people you love in the film world. Ed Helms is ironically the weakest part, but that’s not due to him. He provides a nice stellar character to follow around and never attempts to try lose control and become his unfunny self we’ve seen in his early career. The real star is the always amazing John C Reilly. The minute he’s on screen you fall in love with him. He’s so damn funny and somehow never manages to let off the gas. He says some of the most best one liners in a long time and it’s the manner in which he says them which make them funny rather than what he’s actually saying. He adds one of the best characters to his career of awesomeness. He’s such an underappreciated talent. The two other partners in crime are Isiah Whitlock Jr. of Wire fame in what is essentially a great over extended cameo and Anne Heche adding a powerful female character in a comedy that rarely happens. She can be funny, but it’s the amount of heart that comes with her character that makes her such a great one to watch. Her interactions with Helms are great. It’s a great cast that makes it a great movie.

One of the more overlooked films of 2011, it is a really fun charmer that can make you piss your pants if you’re unprepared for it. It only confirms my love for the indie genre, and proves that John C Reilly is a god. That is all.

Overall Score: 8/10

I personally disliked Cedar Rapids.
 
 
How many horse movies can they really come up with.

I thought that this movie was a hot twist of a comic book and real life, the girls were hot and was very action packed which surprised me.

If only this drug existed.

Was an instant classic for me.

The sex tape part was hilarious.

Once he started to cut his arm, shit got real, but I liked how at the end they showed the real life guy and his family.

It was funny but I felt that it was trying a little too hard to be like superbad.

This movie was so trippy, I didn't like it that it was in 3D. Almost every 3D movie isn't worth the price and this was certainly one of those movies.

This movie was very funny, but it just had its moments. It is the kind of movie that was spoiled because most of the funny parts were in the previews.

Horrible

I loved the cliff hanger ending and look forward to the continuation.

My son loved this movie that we had to buy the dvd, needless to say I'm starting to hate this movie being the 110th time I've seen it, but the kids love it.

Every Fast and The Furious movie has the same plot, yet I continue to watch them because they are so action packed and have great twists.

Mila is so sexy.

It was a very predictable movie, I had figured out the ending not even half way into the actual movie. However I feel that it was rated low, the movie deserved at least a 6 because it was funny and had many great moments, I just hope they don't totally kill the original by making a third.

I was surprised that it was as action packed as it was, because the girl turned out to be a killer.

Great movie, was very funny.

I wish my boss looked like Jennifer Anniston.

My son loved this movie, the animation was great and the moral of the movie was made very clear. It was not dreadful to sit through as a parent.

There was a lot of hype for this movie and a lot of controversy when it came to the characters. In the book they are described as dark haired and olive skin toned, and there were casted as generic "white", many people were offended by this change from the book. I didn't mind it so much because the movie still stayed true to the story line

 
I had read the books and the movie certainly lived up to the hype, I was not pleased with the abrupt ending though. I hope that they continue on making the rest of the books into movies because they were very true to the story and made it come alive. I give this movie a 9 and recommend it.

Was very action packed.

This movie was hilarious, it was full of sarcastic remarks and had a very unique cast, that I wasn't sure would work, but made the movie great. I think this movie is underrated with a 7 it at least deserves an 8 for the humor and small actions scenes.

I didn't that this movie lived up to all of the hype that surrounded it, granted there were tits everywhere I didn't like how it was filmed first person.

It was interesting to see how everything played out and ended up with the creation of FACEBOOK.

Such a crappy movie, don't let your wife pick, it is always the worst.

I loved this movie, all of the Toy Story movies have great messages but its awesome that there is a movie for every different stage in a child's life.

The guy from Harry Potter, need I say more. Don't waste your time or money, it wasn't worth it at all.

The special effects were on point and made the movie.

Charlize is so sexy, she played a sarcastic bitch well. It's refreshing to see a woman with a bitter zest, she was great in this movie.

This movie was way to predictable, within minutes of the movie starting I realized what a horrible choice I had made in purchasing it for $4.99.

I didn't see the movie but it's great that they made a whole movie about hunting TROLLS, hahaha.

If only I knew random trivia facts that were triggered by horrific events in my life that led me to win a game show.

The cat suit is hilarious, that made the whole movie worth seeing.

This movie is so unrealistic, when would a hot girl, a perfect 10 date out of her level. Gives men false hope.

I love comic books but I hated this movie, the way it was filmed to be like a comic book was annoying although the special effects were cool, I didn't really care for it.

Angelina Jolie is so diverse. Its rare that an actress can completely change her look and still preform well.

For a children's movie, I really enjoyed it. It was filled with adult humor and appeals to a broad general audience.

Another ROMANTIC COMEDY...just say no.

The story line was great and the animation/attention to detail was spot on.

I lost it when he sold weed to the cop, ahaha...this movie was great, the lack of common sense was hilarious.

A 9 really? I think that this story line is played out and there was no need for it to be in 3D, it was just another way to over price the tickets and make more money. The special effects were very poor, and I can't believe it received this high of a score.


What a powerstruggle within this whole movie.

THIS MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE. I give it a three because at least they had a well known actor in it, but besides that it was crap. The story line was horrible, acting horrible, and effects were less than par.

Zac Efron=Douche

It was really good, I hadn't seen the original but I could still follow along with the story line.

This movie was all about second chances, don't even give it a first chance. This movie blew.

Was surprisingly good.
 
Sam Worthington was considered an up and coming success with his out staging of Bale in T4 and starring in the mega hit Avatar, but man does he just plain ole suck donkey dick. Every film that puts him front and center is just a chance to see all the cracks and bumps in his work, and what was with the ridiculous hairstyle? Are you on your way of being the next Nic Cage? The rest of the cast may feature some big time names, but it doesn’t give them anything to do except zombie walk through the roles and collect their checks. Even great actors couldn’t have made much out of this kind of movie. It’s one that can only be defined as awful. It’s not worth watching at any cost, and if you must try and take advantage of some good napping time if you’re somehow found yourself cornered. I know I did.

Overall Score: 1/10


Sam Worthington is god awful.

He didn't even upstage Bale in T4...he was just his wooden self...its kind of like casting Keanu Reeves in Matrix...dude just has to play himself. Then he was brutal in Avatar, but I thought I'd give him a pass because every performance in Avatar had to be hollow considering the circumstance. But the dude decided to cash in on these awful shit fuck movies Clash and Wrath of the Titans. Man on Ledge was trying to rip off Phone Booth in the worst way and sucked.

Just wait for his next movie Thunder Run...a war movie featuring Worthington, Gerard Butler, and McConaughey. WOW.
 
I'm pretty sure it's just a mix of lines from both your reviews, or dell's. At least, that's how it came across to me. Pretty stupid.
 
Prometheus (2012)

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With Prometheus, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

It takes a tremendous amount of balls to create a film so massive in scale and propose dozens of questions, build them up, and give them an answer they don’t want to hear. They all but spit the questions back into your face, and say deal with it. It may leave some viewers in a frustrated mood towards the film, but if you realize the films true intentions, you may get the same smirk on your face that I did. They were never here to find the meaning of life; they were just here to save it. It’s highly ambiguous and the epic journey is far better than any destination it could have brought you too.

If you’re looking for ties to the alien universe, it’s there, just not as much as you’d expect from a film constantly hyped as a prequel to Alien. This is a story that gives you an idea about how the later films may have come together in shape, but creates a much more epic tale in its universe. It isn’t about an alien race looking to kill its new occupants, but rather one about life, faith, death, evolution and the way that all fit together. For every argument it seems to side with, it quickly retaliates with a counter and juggles a back and forth view on things. The decision is mostly left up to its audience, but even then it seems to come up short. You will never fully understand it, which is what can be frustrating. You want them to hand it to you but they refuse to give you an easy answer. That’s why it was such a risk in what they tried to accomplish that earned them a lot of respect. Its story is the most ambitious one I’ve seen in the last 12 years (outside of Inception), and solidifies it as one of the best additions into the science fiction genre in a long time.

The journey they take is one of grand proportions. The world and en environment around them are completely blended in of CGI and physical sets, you can almost never tell them apart. The moon they spend the movie on is not only beautiful, but fascinating as well. The temples, caves, and structures are well constructed and add a much larger universe than the ones scene in the previous installments. For the first time, you get a true scope of just how massive the world really is. The audio is one of the best I’ve ever heard and when the ship takes off, you actually feel like you’re on the ground level watching it leave right in front of you. I just wish they would have played that dynamite score more often. It’s an overall fantastically made movie that hits on all sides.

The crew this time around feels more developed than the ones we’ve gotten in the past. The two lead scientists Shaw and Holloway, played by Rapace and Logan Logan Marshall-Green are freaking great. Rapace brings another strong female character in the film world that tops Ripley from the first film, but just below her in the second. The transformation and situations she has to overcome are cringeworthy due to her great performance in the most extreme situations. Logan Marshall-Green, relatively unknown, adds a lot of heart and sympathy to a film that seemed composed up of a lot of dark mysterious figures. His honest intentions became something you could latch n and root for. The cream of the crop has got to go the always amazing Michael Fassbender. He introduces us to a character that seems to have his own agenda that is terrifying when you consider his lack of morality. Whatever his true intentions are, they are always hidden to the point where you don’t know whether to hug him or stab him in the back when he turns around. It’s a difficult role that he made seem way too easy. The opening minutes of the film are when he’s at his best, but he is no doubt the strongest throughout. In very solid supporting roles, Idris Elba and Charlize Theron add characters that don’t necessarily get enough warranted screen time, but add intrigue and backbone to an already solid cast. Each character has at least that one moment to shine, but Rapace and Fassbender take you away.

If you were ever dying to see Ridley Scoot finally return to top notch form, he’s finally came back to us. It’s been a long wait, not just for him, but this franchise, to become relevant again that the expectations could’ve killed them both, but Prometheus lives up to the hype and delivers one of the year’s best films. It’s not the perfect kind of film, but it will surely be stuck in your thoughts for days with an urge to watch it again. It’s a world I can’t wait to revisit again, and I hope this time it doesn’t take 25 years to come to light again, it’s too good to be left on the shelf.

Overall Score: 8.5/10
 
Animation was on point and had adult moments while still remaining appropriate for children. Was very funny and had a twist on good vs evil story line.

Movie sucked but you get to see Anne Hathaway's boobs for about 4.5 seconds so I think the 4.5 rating is appropriate.
 
The Raid: Redemption (2012)

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As a rookie member of an elite special-forces team, Rama (Iko Uwais) is instructed to hang back during a covert mission involving the extraction of a brutal crime lord from a rundown fifteen-story apartment block. But when a spotter blows their cover, boss Tama (Ray Sahetaphy) offers lifelong sanctuary to every every killer, gangster, and thief in the building in exchange fortheir heads. Now Rama must stand in for the team's fallen leader (Joe Taslim) and use every iota of his fighting strength - winding through every floor and every room to complete the mission and escape with his life.

This is the film that can win over any person who questioned kung fu in film. If it doesn’t, you can rest assured you will never in your lifetime or the one that comes next enjoy these kinds of films. It injects itself with speed, then snorts a line of coke, and than hits the fast forward button and rarely stops to allow yourself to breathe. Massive amounts of blood is shed, countless bodies lay on the floor, and you feel even more exhausted than the hero after thinking about what he just went through. It’s a crazy ride that is one of the craziest ones I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing.

The plot is very simple. 20 Elite members of a special forces unit must enter a 30 story building and capture crime lord Tama Riyadi at any means necessary. Sounds simple enough, but hundreds of followers live in the building with him and are willing to do whatever it takes to stop their mission. It really is a movie just about fighting and killing, and a damn fun one at that. They sprinkle in some minor character development and outside motivations about certain characters, but it doesn’t try and outsmart itself. They know people aren’t here for that, and rarely pause the action to force this “story” into your face. The action is top notch, and I have no idea how they managed to pull of some these scenes. Five guys come attack at once and are just beat the fuck out of and essentially raped with a blade that cuts through skin like butter. When it first happens, it startles you just how quickly and precise he handles that blade, but by the end its one of the more tame aspects of the film. The hand to hand grows exhausting, and you have no idea how they can handle this constant stream of energy, but boy is is so impressive. I will never be able to view kung fu films the same. This will be the golden standard from this point on.

I was looking at the main character and wondering where I’ve seen him before, but I never could put my tongue on it, and I was surprised to learn this was his debut. He showed a lot of promise in such a limited role emotionally. Sure, he can probably fight like a no other, but in his little time spent in pause, thinking about the task ahead, he was pretty impressive. He was a badass with a heart of honor that made for a great protagonist. The villain of the film is much of a letdown, but that’s kind of expected after the massive trailer of bodies that were left behind. They were the real villains of the film, and he was just a schemer putting the pieces into play. The one known as Mad Dog is the psycho of the film, and is a scene steal in kung fu aspect of things.

The Raid got a lot of hype for its incredible action, and I’ve got to say it lived up to its word. It’s something I’ve never seen so well done and it’s so balls out insane. It’s plot point is a bit cliché, but in the grand scheme of things, it is not something that really matters. It may become a factor in its two planned sequels if they fail to expand on the plot and just rely on action that could become repetitive three more times, but as a standalone film, The Raid is a must see film whenever you get a chance to see.

Overall Score: 8/10
 
Am I missing something or do you guys actually know what movies he is talking about?

Yes.


Animation was on point and had adult moments while still remaining appropriate for children. Was very funny and had a twist on good vs evil story line.

Megamind

Movie sucked but you get to see Anne Hathaway's boobs for about 4.5 seconds so I think the 4.5 rating is appropriate.

Love and Other Drugs.
 
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