Return to the Glory Days: An Indiana Hoosiers Dynasty

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Great win. Pryor sucks!

 

[packersfan4eva]

Great win. Pryor sucks!

He's a piece of shit . Even though he's in the Heisman race, I still hate him.


No more updates until tomorrow.

 

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I have a bball game up in Indy, so no updates until after that. Probably around 2:30 ish

 

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Big Plays, Smothering Defense Lead Indiana to Victory Over Buckeyes

Columbus, OH - The Indiana Hoosiers opened up conference play today on the road against the #4 Ohio State Buckeyes. Heavily favored, the Buckeyes relied on quarterback Terrelle Pryor to carry them to victory. Indiana knew that, and stopped him on almost every play. As a result, the #17 Hoosiers surprised the nation by winning over the Buckeyes 19-14.

"It was a very defensive game," said linebacker Jonathan Green, who recorded 8 tackles and 2 tackles for loss in the game. "We knew coming in that the only way we would win would be by limiting their scoring to 20 points or less, and we succeeded." Added Andre LaGrone, who made a key tackle on 4th and goal to preserve Indiana's 10-0 lead at the end of the half, "Their offense struggled today, and we took advantage of that by making some key tackles and stops. If you take away one or two of our tackles, we would have lost the game."

The fans attending the game knew this was going to come down to the wire, as neither team could get anything going in the first quarter. It took two quarters, but finally one of the teams started to drive the ball. Indiana, relying on the running of Deleon Eskridge, drove down field and scored a touchdown on a 2 yard run. They intercepted a Pryor pass and scored a field goal with a minute left in the half. The Pryor took over, driving down the field thanks in part to a 62 yard pass to receiver Jake Stoneburner. But with 4 seconds left, the Buckeyes had a 4th and goal on the Hoosiers 2 yard line. A run up the middle was stuffed by Andre LaGrone, and Indiana hung on to their 10-0 lead heading into the half.

The 3rd quarter provided uneventful football. It was so bad that neither team got a first down the entire quarter. "I was screaming at our players every time we got the ball because we couldn't do anything," said coach Anthony Thompson. "It was the worst offensive football I've ever seen from these guys." The screaming proved to be of no help, because it only made the Hoosiers play worse. They failed to gain any yards in the last two minutes of the quarter.

Indiana woke up from their slumber in the 4th quarter, driving down field to set up a 41 yard Ewald field goal. Ohio State, still struggling on offense, couldn't do shit. A horrible punt gave Indiana spectacular field position, but they couldn't do anything. That set the scene for possibly one of the greatest field goals in Indiana history. Kicking with a 21 miles per hour tailwind, Ewald rocketed the ball towards the uprights. It just made it over the crossbar. "It was the best kick of my life," said Ewald. "I doubt that I'll ever have a kick that good again." How far was the kick? 59 yards, a new Indiana record.

Ohio State finally started driving again, but Jaamal Berry fumbled the ball on the Indiana 12 yard line, giving the Hoosiers the ball again. Indiana spent four minutes driving down the field, placing Ewald in a position he hasn't been in for a while; a chance to win the game for the Hoosiers by making a field goal. "It was the most nervous I have ever been," said Ewald. "The game was on the line, and I had to make it." The kick was horrible, and it hooked to the left for an apparent miss. But a fierce wind picked up at that moment and blew the ball back between the uprights. Indiana had a 16-7 lead after the kick, virtually ending the game.

The Buckeyes would score a touchdown on their next drive, but it was too late. A failed onside kick gave Indiana possibly its biggest win under coach Anthony Thompson. "If we don't beat Penn State at the end of the year, this will be the biggest win I've ever been a part of," said fullback Don Brown.

Indiana has a bye week next week, and I hope that they will enjoy their week off after this brutal and violent game.

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[packersfan4eva]

Great win! I love to see a Buckeye beating!!! Great job!

Doing a happy dance!!! :dance:

:michaelscott:

What a win! Ewald has mad skills for the 59 yarder. Could you be like Oregon and go to the Rose after they lose to Boise? :yep:

There was with a huge wind going with the kick. Without the wind, he never would have made it. And as it was, it barely made it over the crossbar. But yea, he's a beast. And I hope I can. I think that my only trouble the rest of the season will be Penn State at the end of the year. Not sure if I can beat them, TBH. Thanks for checking in.

 

[packersfan4eva]

I'm leaving for New York tomorrow morning, and will have no time for an update. I won't be back until January 1st, which is when my next update will be posted.

Please keep this bumped. I might have some filler update between then, but nothing serious. Like maybe something about one of my players having a heart attack or something.

 

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Bump, just found out im getting back late on january 1st, so my next update will probably be the 2nd

 

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back home from vacation, starting an update now

 

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The Danger of Drinking and Driving
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Guy 1: Maaaaan, that was shome party, wasn....wasn't it...it?

Guy 2: We kicked the shit out of the Ohio State Fuckeyes. Wait...no...that's not right. Huckeyes.....shuckeyes......duckeyes.....whatever. We desssserrrrved a party.

Guy 1: Sha...Shane, you shouldn't be drinking and steering....driving. You're too....too drunk to drrrrrrive.

Guy 3 (Shane): No..no...no, it's fine. I ccccan make it.

Guy 1: No, no, I inshist. Gi...give me the wheeeel.

Shane: Will, you sure? I thinks you were drinking too....too.

*vomit noise heard in the backseat*

Will: God damn it Donnell, yo....you got it all ovvvvver my pants.

Donnell: Hey bitsch, at leasht I'm old enough to drink legal...legal...legally.

Will: Shut the fuuuuck up. Here, Sh...ane, give me the wheel.

Shane: All right, if you inshist.

*Shane leans down and crawls to the backseat, and at the same time Will clambers over him to the wheel*

Will: Thanksh man, now I can shafely get us ho...home. *turns the car around*

Donnell: Wait...wait...wait. What are you do...doing?

Will: We passed our apart...apartmentsh a while back.

*A 4th guy, who was lying on the floor, suddenly gets up with a start*

Donnell: Hey, look guysh, Ricky's up.

Ricky: What...where the fuck am I? Jesus, my head hurts. What am I doing? *climbs up to the middle of the backseat and glances out the window* Will, what are you doing?

Will: Driving to our house.

Ricky: You're going backwards in a one-lane street.

Will: It's not my fault that Shane......Shane passed the apartments.

Ricky: Well pull the fuck over or we're going to get in an accident.

Will: No we won't. All the carsh are pulling over as...as we...we drive--

*a loud crash is heard, followed by screaming*

*sirens are heard a minute later*



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[packersfan4eva]

Players Hurt, Arrested in Accident

Bloomington, IN - A car containing 4 Indiana players was going 80 miles per hour while going backwards on a one-way street outside the Hoosier Heights Apartment Complexes. They collided head-on with a smart car, causing both cars to flip around in the air.

"They're lucky to be alive," said John Livingston, the doctor who attended to their injuries. "The accident could have killed them all. Luckily, most of them were wearing their seat belts, so they didn't receive too much harm."

Donnell Jones, one of Indiana's starting cornerbacks, received very minor damange. He was buckled up in the backseat, and even though he was heavily drunk he managed to cover his head as they started rolling around in the car. "I don't remember exactly what happened," he told reporters outside the hospital, "but I do remember putting my head between my knees when I felt the impact of the collision."

Will Matte, the driver of the vehicle, was heavily drunk as well. The only problem is that Will is not 21 yet. He's twenty, and is not set to hit his twenty-first birthday until December 18th. He snapped his arm in two places upon contact and will be out for the rest of the season because of it. He is receiving charges for manslaughter in the first degree, but I will go into further detail later in the article.

Shane Covington, the 3rd string running back for the Hoosiers, is the whole reason this situation started. He turned 21 on the same day that the Hoosiers upset the previously 4th ranked Ohio State Buckeyes. and they were celebrating his birthday at a local bar. He apparently drank the least out of the members of the accident, as he was the only one conscience when they arrived in the hospital. "I didn't want to go overboard on drinking my first time out," he said. "I only had two drinks, and I should have had less. I didn't realize how susceptible I am to getting drunk, so a 'light drink' to others is more then enough for me."

No matter how fine these first three people seem, there is one member of the ride who did not come out of the accident all right. Ricky Stevenson, a member of Indiana's basketball team, died during the accident. He was a highly-touted Freshman point guard, averaging 14 assists and 32 points per game during his high school days. "He was a key member of my recruiting class," said basketball coach Tom Crean, who led Indiana to a National Title appearance last year (they lost to Texas Tech by 1), "I get tears in my eyes just thinking about his tragic death. We will hold a huge funeral for him tomorrow."

The death was caused by Will Matte, who was the person that steered the car backwards in a one-way street. He has been charged with manslaughter along with his DWI and under aged drinking, and he will be having a court hearing in the coming weeks.
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[packersfan4eva]

Uh oh...this is not good, not good at all. Poor Ricky, too. These guys are going to be in some shit.

Yep. Ricky should have buckled his seat belt .

 

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update after dinner. probably around 8 ish

 

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Hoosiers Wounded Physically and Emotionally Heading into Bye Week

Bloomington, IN - Amid the distractions of the recent Hoosiers who caused a huge accident because they were drinking and driving, the Hoosiers head into their bye week tired, sore, and emotionally crushed by the events that occurred.

They badly needed a bye week even before the accident. After playing Boise State and Ohio State on the road in consecutive, you can imagine how sore this Hoosiers squad was. "I could barely pick up my arms," said offensive lineman J.J. Fine. "[Boise State and Ohio State] were so strong up front, it was almost impossible for us to contain them." The tough win against Oregon State doesn't look as impressive as it was at the time; the Beavers haven't won a game this season, and have only scored 17 points since their loss to Indiana (they're 0-4, including a 13-0 loss to FIU). Nevertheless, that too was a tough game for the Hoosiers.

Next week they will face the 4-0 Wisconsin Badgers (they are closing in on a top 25 ranking), which at this point seems to be their last tough game for a while. They then face Iowa at home, Illinois on the road, Northwestern on the road (this is considered a trap game, considering the Hoosiers have struggled in recent years against the Wildcats), and then Michigan State. Then their season hits a tough home stretch, as they face both the Penn State Nittany Lions (the #2 team in the country) and the Arizona Wildcats (the 23rd best team in the country at this point). "That will be a test of how tough we really are," said the assistant kicking coach Sut Tehfukup, who was a star punter at Wabash in the 1950's. "If we can come from those games mostly unscathed, it shows that we are an extremely tough team."

The Indiana website has updated the team schedule with the scores from all of their games played so far, and you can visit that page HERE.
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[T.Dot]

Great story you got there with the drinking and driving, this is really pulling me in, keep it up pf4e

 

[packersfan4eva]

Great story you got there with the drinking and driving, this is really pulling me in, keep it up pf4e

Thanks man. I'm always glad to see another appreciative fan .


Might get another update in before the night ends, not sure though

 

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loving this man had to tell ya <3 no homo

:makeout:

Ooohhh wait, no homo. Sorry.



srry, nvm, no update tonight

 

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Matte Not Guilty of Manslaughter, Still Suspended for Season

Bloomington, IN - In front of a huge crowd and a jury consisting of nine court justices, Will Matte was inexplicably found "Not Guilty" of manslaughter chargers. Nevertheless, Anthony Thompson suspended the starting center for the rest of the season.

"The suspension should give him plenty of time to think about what he did wrong," said Thompson yesterday. "I feel that the suspension will help him mature not only as a player, but as a human being as well. He now knows the punishment for doing stupid things like drinking and driving." Will Matte would be out for the rest of the year anyway (he broke his arm in two different places during the accident), but the suspension will keep the NCAA from getting mad at the Indiana staff for not taking action.

"Yeah, I was drinking and driving. A little late now," said Matte after the court case. "But they can't charge me for manslaughter, drinking underage, or drinking and driving anyway. So what's the danger." Replied John Wilson, who will be replacing Matte as the starting center, "When I outperform his ass, he'll never play again." He later clarified that he was joking, and he and Matte would be battling at the start of next season for the starting job, just like this year.

The NCAA is reportedly proud of the Hoosiers staff for taking action even though Matte was found innocent. "We couldn't be happier with the decision," said Felix Harper-Maximilien*, the chairman of the NCAA. "Even though Matte is technically innocent, we feel that the accusations should be enough to create a suspension. Indiana obviously agrees, and they will be rewarded accordingly."
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*This guy is completely fictional. I made him up on the spot, so don't go around telling your parents that the new chairman of the NCAA is this Felix dude. He's my imagination.

PS. 99% of the time, the police officers, doctors, and members of the NCAA in my chise are made up, so don't assume that any of these people (except members of the Indiana staff) are real.
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[packersfan4eva]

I lol'd at the drunk driving scene :hahaha: That's probably mean of me :shifty:. And I didn't read the bottom part, so now my whole family thinks Maximilian is the new head dude of the NCAA :rofl:

Thanks. I tried to make it kinda funny. And these dudes are fake anyway, so who gives a fuck if you laugh. Thanks for checking in.