The Poke'chise: Kush Ketchum's Stoner Adventures

[packersfan4eva]

I remember when I played Pokemon all day every day. This is gettin' me in the Pokemon mood. Nice job

 

[j.hen]

Wait, so I gotta download an emulator, then the ROM of it? Is that right?

Yeah download a Virtual Boy Advance and then just do a google search for all the game ROMs. Then open the ROM with the VBA.

Episode 2 tonight!

 

[IamMedellin]

I remember when I played Pokemon all day every day. This is gettin' me in the Pokemon mood. Nice job

goddammit....me too...

I only collected the 1st 150....I never played the sequels..

I just wanna bitch slap Ash

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Yeah download a Virtual Boy Advance and then just do a google search for all the game ROMs. Then open the ROM with the VBA.

Episode 2 tonight!

Thanks man. This is incredible, I just started played Emerald. Makes me want to start a chise :shifty:

 

[Fox1994]

Thanks man. This is incredible, I just started played Emerald. Makes me want to start a chise :shifty:

No shame in that.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

NEXT EPISODE?

 

[j.hen]

So maybe running out into the woods to start a Pokemon journey at 1 am is a bad idea. While scurrying through the woods to get to the Violet City Gym, me and good ol' Bong Water bumped into a Pokemon:

Kush's first Catch: Spliff​

After I got that owl I had it lead me through the woods to Violet City. I made sure to catch all the other little bastards I saw on the way too. I just started and already had caught more than 10 different Pokemon.
... Thought that earned me and Bong Water a smoke break behind some bushes...

After the two of us were done toking we headed through to Violet City, time to take on this asshole Falkner and get the Zephyr Badge.

That bastard Falkner and one of his Pokemon​

Bong Water managed to smash all the Trainer's Pokemon in the Gym leading up to Falkner with ease. Somebody should have told this fool. B-Wizzle made Falkner's bird Pokemon look real silly when the match ended in record time. Right on.

One Badge Down​

When I leave the Gym I get another call from Professor Elm. He says one of his assistants is waiting at the Pokemon Center for me with a surprise. (rape?) Turns out this motherfucker has the egg from earlier. Elm's plan is to stick me with the egg and see if it hatches. Ain't that some shit? So we peace out towards the next town, continuing on this Fantastic Voyage.

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Episode 3: Sprout Tower and Team Rocket!
Out Now!​

 

[j.hen]

Are you playing an Emulator? And where are you saving the games?

I just save in games and it loads itself. If you cant save in game then you cant get past the Elite Four beings it saves in game when it resets your VBA.



Props to LopaKa for his work on all the banners. Will update more later. Also updated the first two posts. Check the first post in the thread for Kush's current stats.

 

[James2Stapleton]

this chise is GOAT

btw this chise made me start playing again :laugh:

 

[DoubleDeuce]

This is incredible. I lost it at that bastard Falkner

 

[j.hen]

On the trek to the next town we stumbled upon an old abandoned tower. Sprout Tower. Before I got up to go inside I was delighted to see a new Pokemon! This son of a gun even gets a nickname:

Meet Reefer the Growlithe​

After Reefer passed initiation into the team, we headed into Sprout Tower. An old man on the top floor hands out an HM to the trainers that beat him. I wouldn't realize how many old bald men I would soon see all in one place.

Sprout Tower = Huge Bellsprout Orgy​

Evidently this tower is so old that the motherfucker shakes whenever there's a Pokemon battle. Well Reefer and Spliff had that place pop, lock and dropping. We made it easily to the top and was just in time to catch that punk bitch Weed finish his battle. He got in my grill talkin' about some bullshit and then turned around and bailed out on an escape rope.

After smashing that old dude's Bellsprout in the final showdown the Caterpie I caught earlier managed to evolve into the mobster that is Metapod! Dude goes hard.

Evolution!​

When we left Sprout Tower it was just about dawn. We're creeping along, puff puff passing, when an asshole gang banger yells at us. He says he's guarding the entrance to this well and he's with Team Rocket. Just as I'm coming back down to earth and going to respond, some old man tackles this asshole down into the well. Pretty sure I heard his spine crack when they hit the ground too.

Punk Ass Team Rocket

I head down the ladder hopeful to see my first dead body but am sadly disappointed when I see that the old man is still alive. He says he's hurt and cant take care of these scoundrels and asks for me to handle it. So me and Bong Water handlez it. Had those fools running away in a mad minute. Water Gun too and fro. Time to roll into Azalea Town and snag that Hive Badge. That fool Weed better not come around either..
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Episode 4: Another Badge, Another Showdown!
Out Now!​

 

[Woy]

Fuck that punk ass Team Rocket.

 

[packersfan4eva]

Only you could make this thread a success. If I started this thread, people would be going, "Now WTF is this?"

 

[James2Stapleton]

is this gold?

 

[Lumpkin]

LMFAO almost makes me want to dig out the GBA, gold and silver were the shit

 

[JayDizzle]

I actually want to boot up an emulator and get down to some Pokeman hunting now.

Good work so far, J.Hen.

 

[LopaKa]

After smashing that old dude's Bellsprout in the final showdown the Caterpie I caught earlier managed to evolve into the mobster that is Metapod! Dude goes hard.

Evolution!

this definitely had me rolling...

 

[DoubleDeuce]

I was ROFLin at the Bellsprout Orgy

 

[j.hen]

I'm glad I got you all reliving your youth pokemon style. It really is worth playing again. This shit never leaves you.

Will put the next episode out tomorrow.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Yeah, I'm playing Emerald and it's addicting as fuck.