The Poke'chise: Kush Ketchum's Stoner Adventures

[LopaKa]

SCANDALOUS! haha nice update.

 

[j.hen]

After hearing all these Red Gyrados rumors I couldnt help but go straight to this lake to check it out. Sure enough when we get to the lake the Red Gyrados is chillin' in the lake. Time to catch it's punk ass!

So Graceful​

Even somewhat surprising to me, I was able to catch the beast. Glad to see how powerful it was, this mfer will be bang bang bangin' on fools for me for some time to come.

When leaving the lake, I was approached by a man in a cape. I assumed he was going to ask for my new special Gyrados and I was ready to say fuck off. But turns out he was worried that Team Rocket was fucking with the lake and forcing the Magikarp to evolve (I didnt really see the problem with that... but whatever dude) I decided to go along and help him get to the bottom of this.

Lance is a BAWSS​

We get back to Mahogany and head inside a building. The building was broadcasting a frequency that was causing the Magikarp to evolve. This seemed like a genius invention to me but Lance seemed pretty strongly against it. So we fight through the basement of the building and flush all the gang bangers out.

Alls thats left is to destroy the Electrobes powering the broadcast tower to shut down the machine. I couldnt help the urge to catch one of them in the process.

Selfdestruct FTW​

So we were able to shut the machine down as a team and then he headed out. He was sure we'd meet again and battle next time around. This motherfucker just signed his death wish.

On the way out we ran into Weed again. This time he wasnt trying to battle though, not surprising, actually a smart move by him. He went on about some bullshit and then turned and left. What an ass. Now the Gym is open and it's time to do work.

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Episode 10: Help The Sick Pokemon!
Coming Soon..​

 

[DoubleDeuce]

You've caught a lot of Pokemon

 

[Rush]

amazing.

 

[j.hen]

Tauros is such a fucking mobster in this game. Horn Attack/Tackle = PWNAGE

 

[LopaKa]

damn i really feel like going old school right now, and playing some Pokemon red/blue/yellow.

 

[j.hen]

One of the best threads I've ever read... but... why isn't Sudowoodo on your team?!

It actually was for a while but I switched him out for the Red Gyarados.

 

[j.hen]

bumpin' for 3rd page update..

 

[j.hen]

So I saved the world from Team Rocket's bullshit once again and it was time for another battle for a badge. Hit the gym lookin' for that Glacierbadge. The Gym Leader uses Ice-type Pokemon and the Gym floor is fittingly enough covered in ice.

Old Man Got Game​

After slippin' and slidin' all over the Gym on the ice and battling all the trainers, it was now finally time for the battle with Pryce, the old ass dude who runs the gym. Luckily for me, my Tauros smashed his Pokemon and the Glacierbadge was mine!

Tadao!​

Pleased with the progress, Thurgood and I made the trek on foot to the next Gym in Olivine City. We show up and approach the Gym when we bump into that asshole Weed once more. He says the Gym Leader isnt inside (lame.) Turns out she's taking care of a sick Pokemon in the nearby Lighthouse. Time to check it out.

Jasmine Could Get It​

Climbing to the top of the lighthouse sounds simple enough but little did I know that the place is actually used for trainers to battle each other. After the long trip to the top of the tower I finally get to the room where the sick Pokemon was I talk to the Gym leader and she says she needs medicine from the next city to save the Pokemon! I'm all about saving lives. :smoking:

Good thing Gyarados makes for a cute boat across the sea to Cianwood City.
Hopefully that earthquake isnt going to fuck up my plans... :shifty:

Fuck You Tsunami​

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Episode 11: Everybody Go Surfin'
Out Now!​

 

[j.hen]

Ok so after the maze of a surf session the trek to Cianwood City turned out to be I decided to head straight to the Gym and gets mine. I knew the Gym Leader uses Fighting-Type Pokemon so this shouldn't be too challenging.

Chuck Bo Buck​

Chuck's choice of Pokemon were a little suspect. The dude had a Primeape and a Poliwrath. Big Deal. Thurgood and Tauros made short change of dem foolz reeaal soon. Wud up Storm Badge.And what is this? Thurgood evolves!

wiggity wak​

So now I figured I should probably be looking for that medicine I promised I'd retrieve for the sick Lighthouse Pokemon. Found the house and found the meds. To make matters even better Spliff could now fly me all around Johto thanks to the Storm Badge.

Flyin' High... In more ways then one​

Time to fly on back to Olivine City and get that BJ.. I mean give the medicine to Jasmine at the top of the Lighthouse and save that Pokemon. We did just that and now the bitch was finally ready to take her post back at her gym!

Nows comez the MoT. This hawt muffin of a Gym Leader uses Steel-Type Pokemon. Evidently Steel is the newest type discovered. I Dont give a fuck. Reefer is about to be bang bang bangin' on fools as always.
Reefer rolled out on this bitch's Pokemon and we got whats we came for.

Go Reefer Go Reefer Go!​

After leaving the Gym I get a call from Prof. Elm saying that theres been some weird signal coming across the radios. I check out my radio and it turns out those fools Team Rocket commandeered the Radio Tower in Goldenrod City....
THERES EVIL AFOOT!!

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Episode 12: Team Rocket On Yo Stereos
Out Now!​

 

[j.hen]

This is a TRUE dynasty, although i have some tips. While going up the the lake of rage, retireve a Flaaffy and evolve it. That bitch is one tough motherfucker. U should have got mareep a bit earlier as his electric attaks are lethal this late in the game.

That makes sense but I'm playing on Pokemon Crystal and you cant catch Mareep/Flaaffy. :stoned:

 

[j.hen]

Pokemon Crystal, brings back so many memories

nostalgia ftw.

 

[Fox1994]

Awesomeness.

 

[Epidemik]

haha Greatness just found this

 

[Houston]

Wow just found it and probably the best CHise ever.

 

[j.hen]

LOL. I love this 'chise.

And I remember when I used to play pokemon. Good days. The last ones I played were ruby and sapphire.

How do you download the emulators and everything?

Do a google search for Virtual Boy Advanced and download that. It's what you use to open the ROM files of the games to play with. Then google whichever game ROM you want to play. After you download it open it in VBA and you're good to go.

 

[j.hen]

Thanks. I finally got it going. Download Emerald. Which game are you using?

I use Crystal for this.

Also have the Fire Red, Emerald, and Yellow ROMS.

 

[j.hen]

Came in hot on Goldenrod City and noticed some Team Rocket fools were causing trouble. Time to hit up the Radio Tower and see what the problem was.

So I come busting in, kicked the door in and turn around and karate chop the front desk in half. Then notice that the place is over run with Team Rocket goons. Luckily for them no one in the city had the balls to step up and take these punks down. It's all up to this one stoner to take this place back for good! Time to save the world!

These mfers have no clue​

Turns out that the leader of Team Rocket bailed on the group to go train somewhere secret. Now the gang has banded together and they're using the Radio Tower to try and get him to come back. How pathetic. Not to mention they're holding the manager of the place hostage.

Bong Water was smashing all these Pokemon the whole trek through the Tower. When I get to the room where the manager is supposed to be I find an impostor posing as the manager. After smashing him in a battle he gives me the key to the back room in the Underground Path. Oh yeah, Bong Water evolved.

SCORE!​

After heading into the basement of the Underground Path, I find the real manager of the Radio Tower and he hooks me up with a Card Key allowing me to get to the room where the Team Rocket Executive is holding down shop. Beating him would force the gang to disperse. HA!

Reefer is too tough​

So forcing Team Rocket out of the Radio Tower turned out to be fairly easy. And it's comical because it was accomplished by one single man. A man on a mission. A man who took a break halfway through to light up in a storage closet. That man was Kush Ketchum (yes I am referring to myself in the 3rd person.)

After being thanked 2g1c by the staff and manager of the Radio Tower It was now time to get that last badge and finally be able to take on the Pokemon League!

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Episode 13: Way of the Dragon
Out Now!​

 

[j.hen]

where do you get pictures of the pokemon?

Google Images or Bulbapedia

 

[j.hen]

Now that Team Rockets punk ass was once again dealt with, it was finally time to get that eighth badge so I could take on the Pokemon League. But in order to get to the final city where that badge is, you gotta go through the Ice Path.

Fuck the Ice Path is all I have to say. Not only is it covered in Ice but theres Ice everywhere and its cold. When it's cold I shiver and I dont like shivering. Good ol' Reefer is thee to warm shit up though so its all good.

So we get through to Blackthorn City where the final Gym is located. The Gym Leader uses Dragon Type Pokemon so I figured I could take this bitch. The other trainers I had to take on before I could suck on Clair were not worth the time. When I finally got to challenge her I was hoping she'd make up for it.

Clair is Sassy​

Her Pokemon were Dragonair and Kingdra. Pretty simple to defeat and the final badge was mine! Pokemon League here I come... wait whats this? Turns out this bitch wanted to be a sore loser and wouldn't give me the badge until I passed "The Dragon User's Challenge" whatever the fuck that means.

Fuck Dragons!​

So I had to go to Dragon's Den and pass some test from an Elder Dragon Trainer (Rape?) Nope. A cute little pop quiz is all it takes. Clair showed up afterwards and still didn't want to give me the badge (what a cunt!) Thankfully the elder threatened to tell my boy Lance if she didnt. Throw in a free Dratini and the Rising Badge iz mines.

Dratini and the Rising Badge​

So I had finally got all 8 badges in Johto and I could make my way to the Pokemon League! Oh yeah, Reefer evolved. SCORE!

Reefer is a baller​

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Episode 14: Journey to the Pokemon League!
Coming Soon..​