The Poke'chise: Kush Ketchum's Stoner Adventures

[j.hen]

Yeah, I'm playing Emerald and it's addicting as fuck.

Yeah Emerald is another good one. I never played past Crystal in my youth so Emerald was all completely new to me. I've played through part of it and caught like 60 different kinds. I love the graphics on it too. It made me want to go back and replay Crystal (what I use for this)

I havent got to beat Emerald yet because I wanted to start this but I definitely plan on finishing it sometime.



SPECIAL INFO ON NEXT EPISODE:
Kush releases one of his Pokemon!

 

[j.hen]

Since Team Rocket has had their asses dealt with. It was time to take Reefer and Spliff into the Pokemon Gym and get the Hive Badge. This dumbass uses Bug Pokemon so I knew it would be as easy as 1,2,3.

Bugsy and Scyther​

Alright so I didnt know that this motherfucker had a god damn Scyther! Reefer and Spliff made his other Pokemon look terrible but this last one was going to be tough. Somehow Metapod was the one to drop the fool. Evolving into Butterfree in the process!

Do Work!​

After receiving the Hive Badge I decided I'd make the trek through the Ilex Forest and head to Goldenrod City. Too bad that punk ass Weed showed up wanting to battle. Figured I'd use the new Butterfree and smash this fool with Confusion... Except my Butterfree didnt know Confusion!!

Weed's Bayleef​

Big deal because Reefer was able to finish off all his lame Pokemon anyway. But come on a Butterfree that doesn't know Confusion? I decided to do the only honorable thing and release the move challenged Pokemon into the Ilex Forest where he could roam free!

Second Badge!​

Since I got the Hive Badge it's now time to peace out and head through Ilex Forest and arrive at the next town with a Pokemon Gym, Goldenrod City!
..but first Bong Water and Reefer want me to roll a joint..

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Episode 5: Ilex Forest and Gambling!
Out Now!​

 

[SHOGUN]

LOLWUT. How in the hell did your Butterfree not learn Confusion? Did you postpone its evolution?

 

[j.hen]

LOLWUT. How in the hell did your Butterfree not learn Confusion? Did you postpone its evolution?

I put Metapod out there when Scyther went down and it grew 2 levels from 9 to 11 so it evolved at 11 instead of 10 so it never learned it.... fml. lol

 

[DoubleDeuce]

That's so unlucky lol

 

[Fox1994]

Haha. Indeed.

 

[j.hen]

Time to head through Ilex Forest and onward to Goldenrod City. Gotta battle that bitch Whitney for the Plain Badge. Also I'm planning on special rules: winner gets a bj. It's win/win.

Anyways on our quest through the forest Reefer happens to notice one of these motherfuckers creeping around the bush:

The Karate Man's Farfetch'd​

So I wanted to try and catch it but it turns out that there was a karate man out in the woods looking for it. So when I helped the guy out getting his cunt bird back he gave me the HM Cut. Score. Also that Pokemon egg I got from Elm finally hatched:

Togepiedobear:​

So we get to Goldenrod City and we happen to see a large building called The Game Corner. Nice. Turns out you pay for coins and gamble them to win prizes. And holy shit you can get rare Pokemon as prizes! So needless to say I gambled away all my coins and was sadly forced to get the $10,000 to pay for the coins and get a Pokemon.

During the intense battles that it took to raise the money, two of my hombres happened to evolve. Holler back:

Bong Water and Spliff evolved!​

So finally after vigorously battling trainer after trainer, I finally had enough money to buy 800 coins! So I buys me my coins and then instantly get a boner when I see that one of the prizes is one of my favorite Pokemon:

Thurgood the Cubone!​

Now that I achieved what I was trying to accomplish and had added Thurgood to the team.. I now had my eyes set on that hoe Whitney and her Plain Badge.
[insert an anal sex joke here]

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Episode 6: Whitney Boned and The Mysterious Tree!
Out Now!​

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Cubone is a mferin beast

 

[LopaKa]

haha beast man, go lick Whitney....pun intended

 

[SHOGUN]

Cubone is a mferin beast

Truth.

Cubone is always one of my staple guys.

 

[j.hen]

Finally it was time to take on that hoe Whitney and get the third badge. We managed to destroy every other trainer before getting to Whitney and then once the Gym battle started we had to deal with this cunt:

Miltank is surprisingly an OG​

Believe it or not we actually lost the first battle to this bitch. But round 2 was a different story. Thurgood (new Cubone) was throwing down and managed to pwn it's way to Victory!

Badge Numero Tres​

On the way to the next town I was soon to find out that there was a Bug Catching Contest going on. Of course I was ready to do work and set out into the designated area with Spliff, ready to do work. Then I saw the Pokemon I would catch to win the contest:

The Winning Catch!​

After I was victorious as always I continued on the trail to the next city and Pokemon Gym. But there was another obstacle in he way this time. Some fucked up looking tree. Turns out the tree was a Pokemon in a disguise!

Sudowoodo... Fucking Awesome Name


So I caught that fool real quick and cleared the path it was blocking, I could finally make my way to Ecruteak City. ​

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Episode 7: Legendary Pokemon and Asain Girlz
Out Now!​

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Dude, Scyther rapes.

 

[Dez]

Scyther is like the most bad ass looking pokemon ever created. Nikka got blades for hands!

I love this "dynasty" J. Hen. Keep up the good work and keep the lulz coming

 

[j.hen]

Arriving in Ecruteak City the first thing on my mind was a gym battle. Turns out the lame leader of the gym "wasn't in" so I had to look around the city whilst I waited for the fucker.

I see that this city has a few of those old towers that I've seen before. I approach Burned Tower and am greeted by this fruity looking dude:

Eusine​

After I made sure he wasn't hitting on me, I come to find out that he's tracking the legendary dog Pokemon Suicune. I thought that was too bad because I'll be the one catching it.

Further along inside the Tower I see that cockbag Weed. He challenges me to another match and as always he looked like a punk bitch who didnt know what he was doing. We started talking shit afterwards and it was about to be a smackdown when all of a sudden I fell down a hole in the floor.

When I get up and look around I get to catch a glimpse of the three Legendary dog Pokemon.

Suicune, Entei, and Raikou​

I managed to jizz my pants during my encounter, mainly when Suicune circled around me and stopped to look at me for a second. Then that fruitcake Eugene came by saying he finally got to see Suicune when it rushed pass him. What a cunt.

I left the tower and noticed an old man peaking into a building through a window. I was hoping he was an old pervert peaking at naked women, and I was right! Turns out there was a bunch of fly asian hunies in this building battling trainers with a bunch of evolved Eevee's.

Aww​

Cute enough to rape with my own Pokemon, and I did just that. Afterwards I got to teach Bong Water Surf. Right on. Now the Gym Leader is back and it's time to do work.

Next Time!
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Episode 8: Scared and Stampeded
Out Now!​

 

[Irish]

You better get dat dude Abra.

He is ready to fuck fly bitches

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Lmfao.

Do you know if you can trade Pokemon on emulators?

 

[j.hen]

You can only trade between generation III games.

 

[j.hen]

Will be posting the next episode later tonight sometime...

FUN FACT FOR NEXT EP: KUSH ADDS A NEW POKEMON TO THE TEAM!!

 

[j.hen]

Now was the time to battle for the Fog Badge. The gym had some trippy ass puzzle you have to solve to battle all the trainers and get to the leader. Despite being completely blitzed, Thurgood and I were able to dominate the competition and make it to the end with ease.

Thurgood Doesn't Fuck Around​

The Gym Leader's name was Morty. Seemed like a cool guy, but I didnt care because he was about to be on his knees... but hey not for that reason man..

Morty and Gengar​

Lucky for me Thurgood's attacks were extremely effective against Morty's Ghost type Pokemon and he was done before the match even really got to begin. Victory. Another badge down.

Zing!​

After winning the badge I figured It'd be a good time for Thurgood and I to head to the next city with a Pokemon Gym. Mahogany City. Our luck continued while looking for new Pokemon to catch. We managed to get stampeded by some Tauros!

Newest Pokemon to the Team!​

Now it was time to find the next city and keep getting badges. Turns out there has been rumors of a Red Gyrados in a lake near the next City. SCANDALOUS!!

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Episode 9: Battle for Gyarados
Out Now!​

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Wooo, taurus