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Buttered Popcorn: Buzzmans Movie Review Thread

speaking of PA series I still get shocked that you rated PA2 as good as you did. I'm pretty ease to scare and that one didn't scare me at all. Even had my dad laughing at it because he thought it was comically bad.


Only movie I saw on that was on that list was NSA, which I didn't love at all, but I didn't technically hate it either. I do plan to see the Sitter, but do not have high hopes after everyone I know bashing it. The rest of them don't even interest me. Though a guy at work was raving to me about Real Steel, but I can't brint myself to rent it. Only reason I would want to is Kate from Lost is in it :)
 
Never Let Me Go (2010)

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As children, Ruth, Kathy and Tommy, spend their childhood at a seemingly idyllic English boarding school. As they grow into young adults, they find that they have to come to terms with the strength of the love they feel for each other, while preparing themselves for the haunting reality that awaits them/

A few years ago Michael bay came out with a film titled The Island. It was about a facility that cared for clones so that when the “original” needed something they could take it from the clone. It had a big budget full of explosions, chase sequences, and a worldwide exposition. While I enjoyed it, critics did not. Well, Never Let Me Go is essentially the same film but turns it into carefully constructed outlook rather than a popcorn flare.

In this alternate universe that feels real in everyway outside of the actual cloning of a human being, we observe the lives of three friends from childhood until the end of their donations. As children, the film feels very slow with not much of a story, but it is important because it sets the table for the other two segments. When the film jumps into their late teens and the characters are free to explore the outside world, it becomes fascinating to watch as these characters experience something we are so accustomed too. Sex, contact, even soda drinks, are brought into their light and watching them experience these things for the first time is far more exciting than it should be.

However, the final segment of their story together sort of unravels neatly into place as it planned all along, but you can’t help but feel a little underwhelmed by its conclusion. It was extraordinarily original, but I can’t help but feel I wanted something far different then what made sense. Watching an unhappy movie get more depressing every scene can take its toll on the mind, leaving you with a dissatisfied taste every now and then. For me, this film was the one. It’s slow pacing and unique outlook on these characters’ lives deserved better, but I can’t help but keep thinking back to The Island, and the far more approachable film Bay had made.

Overall Score: 5/10


Watched this today, don't get it. It's like they wanted you to be sad just for the sake of it, and achieved it in the cheapest way.
But I thought the beginning was much better cause the characters and story were moving along. Once they got older nothing really happened. It went from having an actual story to just people falling in and out of love or whatever and being sad.

Can't believe I liked a Michael Bay film(The Island) more then this.
 
Take Shelter (2011)
Its climax and ending both keep the tension at its highest point, and place dozen of questions into your head where the answers can only come from you and your interpretation of the film.



thats the problem I'm having, not sure how to interpret the ending.
 
Buzzman’s Overrated Films of 2011

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Every year there are a slew of films that generate a lot of pre-release buzz or strong word of mouth openings that help raise expectations you have for a movie. These expectations can sometimes have no real effect on you, but in a lot of cases, it seems to hurt the film a bit because these expectations became too lofty. It seemed more than ever that 2011 was just dumped with a lot of films that never seemed to deliver for myself. Some of them were films were still good, some of them were almost great, in fact almost none of my overrated films are all that bad, but I expected so much more out of them, they simply cannot be left off the list. Whether it be because they were award darlings or the public just fell in love with them a little too much, but these are six films I feel get a little too much praise then they rightfully deserved. ( I would include Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for its nomination but that film is just way too easy and we all pretty much agree that it was a piece of trash.)

#6 | Rise of the Planet of the Apes

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I actually really like this movie. After some thought I’d say it’s the best film on this list that probably shouldn’t be on this list but once again people get carried with certain aspects of the film and seem to disregard the things it does poorly. I love the first two thirds of this movie. I love the chimp Caesar bonding with James Franco’s character and then once again bonding with the chimps he is locked up with. It’s the “Rise” part of the film I cannot stand. The battle between the apes and the people is way too quick and poorly written, James Franco running around in his sleep spewing out his lines rather bored, and somehow San Francisco has 500 chimps in the waiting and that are smart without using the actual drug. It has a lot of plot holes in the worst of spots, and the alternate ending of a dead James Franco lying in the arms of Ceaser could’ve saved it but they chickened out and went with the much more tolerant franchise ending.

#5 | Bridesmaids

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I think this movie was very funny. I laughed consistently throughout the first 90 minutes. The problem I have with it is just that, it was too long. After those 90 minutes the movie got boring and you were forced to watch an unfunny conclusion to what you never seemed to realize was a romantic comedy because it never put it in the spotlight until the end. It seemed to go away from the funny characters and focused way too heavily on the one trick pony Kristen Wiig who usually wears her welcome pretty damn fast. So while I think it’s a great comedy, I think it’s just a decent movie. You wouldn’t expect that when you hear from all the lovers of this film hat crown it one of the funniest movies of all time. And for the life of me the supporting actress category must have been crap for Melissa McCarthy to get a nomination.

#4 | Super 8

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I love one half of Super 8. The halves were the kids run around the town making their own movie. It’s awesome and full of nostalgia. It was the child adventure movie of the 80s I thought Abrams nailed here. The backstory between Joe and Coach was a very touching story that hit close to home. For a moment we were kids again. The part I really hate is the mystery of the monster and the reveal it was given. It almost seemed like a guarantee that something this hyped would be a letdown but a freaking alien stuck on earth building his ship out of metal? Why was he even capturing people in the first place and why the hell did he look like a fucking giant monster from Gears of War? I think way too many people think this is a great movie when in fact it was a good movie closer to being average than great. The best part of this movie is the actual short film they made during the credits.

#3 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

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The final installment in the highest grossing franchise of all time came to a sad conclusion this year. It was a very good movie that was adored by just about everyone. It had a nice closure feel that seemed to satisfy everyone who stuck around and watched the series. The reason it falls onto this list is because a good number of those fans overrate the crap out of this movie. They were calling for a best picture nomination, best director’s nod, and even a best supporting actor. The movie was good, but didn’t deserve any of that in the slightest. The story and characters fates were good, but the entire last act was one giant standoff of spells being thrown at each other; it was a bit boring with repetition. I rather enjoyed the first part where we just followed the trio and watched them slowly losing hope with the ongoing wizardry war. Don’t even get me started with Alan Rickman as Snape. He was my favorite character but by no means was it a buzz worthy. A lot of people could have just talked with a restrained face the entire time. I remember before the Oscar nominees trolling the Potter fans on Twitter over this. Boy was that fun; I still get responses every now and then from people that won’t give up defending him. Overall, good movie, but very overrated due to it being the finale of a very popular franchise.

#2 | War Horse

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This movie was nominated for a Best Picture; it might be the worst best picture nominee I will ever see. I might have been a little too harsh when I gave this film a score of 0, but I simply despise this film with an burning passion. I let my bias get the better of me. I apology to its cast and crew, but I cannot sit and watch a movie about a Horse running through various points of the first World War if you never established it as a character. Hell even then, you can only root so much for a damn horse. People don’t them horses. It’s a fact. Then the character of Joey is such a whiney little twat that only the kid from Extremely Cloud comes across as a bigger one. He is a dumbfuck who gets attached to a horse the minute he sees him and goes through any lengths to get him back, but all you as audience member want to do is shoot them both and call it a night. You should expect nothing more than that hack Speilberg. Everything he seems to have his hand on nowadays is downright awful. You’d be shocked to see the projects he was a part of on his IMDB page.

#1 | The Help

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This movie shocked me come award season. It got a best picture nominee, and just a slew of performance awards from just about the entire cast. I kept putting it off because it never looked very good to me, but with all these awards and the buzz behind it, I finally forced myself to watch it and was confused as to what I was supposed to have seen. Was it a light hearted comedy about the trouble of black woman? Why was Emma Stone the lead and her problems throw on in there? Why was it serious one moment but the very next scene had Octavis Spencer cracking up one of her stereotypical jokes that you’d expect from a Tyler Perry movie. I have no idea and I merely tolerated the movie, finding the film stumbling upon great moments surrounded by messy ones. Ironically the parts I did enjoy were the more underappreciated moments such as Jessica Castain and a blink and you’ll miss it thievery attempt by Aunjanue Ellis. This felt more along the lines of Lifetime Movie Network, rather than a best picture nominee. For that, I label it as the most overrated movie of the year.

What are some of yours?​
 
Rise of the Planet of the apes I didn't like at all, was surprised it got a lot of good reviews. So I guess it's just me.

Bridesmaids I turned off after about 30 minutes. I'll try again when it comes on TV.

Super 8 may be my favorite film from last year. I realized people either really loved it or were "meh" and didn't even have it top 10.

Not at all surprised by The Help being up for Best Picture. But I also didn't understand the Tyler Perry-esque jokes or how she won the oscar when she wasn't even the best supporting actress in the movie IMO. I didn't mind the main point of view or Emma Stone's problem though.


My most overrated would be The Artist. Good movie, but nothing special.
 
The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

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The best parts of the film were the brief romance scenes between the wonderful Matt Damon and Emily Blunt, who had some very aware chemistry that clicked the moment the two converse with each other. It’s funny that had the movie ditched the science fiction aspect of the film and made it a full-on romance film, it more than likely would have turned out for the better but instead we get a small, yet good romance, in an otherwise average sci-fi flick.

I agree with this, should've just been a full on rom com. Did anyone even care about the adjustment otherworldly stuff? Only entertaining part of that was watching Emily Blunt run around in high heels for 10 minutes.
 
I searched "kids" to see your Friend With Kids review and saw that it was a 7, which is what I'd give it. But then I also saw that you only gave The Kids Are All Right a 5??????

Easily one of the best movies from 2010.
 
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

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In this follow-up to the 2008 worldwide hit Journey to the Center of the Earth, the new 3D family adventure Journey 2: The Mysterious Island begins when young Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson, reprising his role from the first film) receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist. It's a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean's new stepfather, Hank (Dwayne Johnson), joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his beautiful, strong-willed daughter (Vanessa Hudgens), they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever.

The original film was lacking in a lot of areas. It wasn’t very funny; it wasn’t very intense; it lacked that great adventure; and it felt stale in the “this movie was only made for money and that’s it.” It really lacked an identity that the audience could grasp and except what to come from the movie. Well a few years later, a sequel nobody wanted nor asked for has come into the light of day, and whether it good or bad, but at least it established that identity this time around; stupid immature humor. You can expect it to be a two hour joke that if you let your guard down, could find moments of enjoyment sprinkled throughout to make it “fun” so to speak.

Right from the start, forget about what they call a plot. It’s just a means to get to the mysterious island and try and wow the children with giant flying bees, mini elephants, and a volcano of pure gold. One of the many absurd situations with the plot was their seemingly infinite amount of money to throw around. I don’t know of any cop that can just spontaneously take his step-son on a trip to Brazil just to get the island idea out of his head. Then proceed to throw even more money towards a helicopter ride into the Bermuda triangle of sorts. It’s a real head scratcher that happens so early, you may find yourself thinking of that the entire time. While on the island, more than a few running gags get a chuckle out of you, and secretly you realize you’re having a good time with it. It never ever takes itself serious, so why should you? It’s a dumb plot, but there is entertainment value there that’s simply absent from the first one.

A lot of that stems from the decision to get rid of the monotonous Brendan Fraser, and replace with him with the much more charismatic Dwayne Johnson. The dude gets a lot of reputation for his tough guy roles, which is where he exceeds, but he’s actually always been pretty funny. Its normally in crappy children flare, which is still the case here, but that doesn’t make it any less funny. His constant peck pumps and random banjo songs give you someone to look for in the film. His presence simply makes the film more watchable than it should be. Luis Guzmán is a complete tool in this, but has probably the two best jokes in the film, which makes up for his woeful idiotic chaos. Josh Hutchinson and Vanessa Hudgens are both simply there, both for different reasons and different genders, but are sure to look at this a tiny bloop in their respective careers. Did I mention Michael Caine is in this? Pretty sure he sleepwalked into his bank account here.

If you even remotely enjoyed the first film in this surprising franchise, you will certainly enjoy this. If you’ve been a fan of Dwayne Johnson in general, you could find enjoyment. It all depends on the attitude you walk into it with. Even if you turn your brain off, it’s such a ridiculous movie, but it’s fun. It doesn’t overstay its runtime, is very simple, and seems perfectly adequate with being labeled a shitty movie. More than enough for me to enjoy my time with it, but will never end up watching it again.

Overall Score: 4.5/10
 
Safe House (2012)

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Washington plays the most dangerous renegade from the CIA, Robert Frost,, who comes back onto the grid after a decade on the run. When the South African safe house he's remanded to is attacked by mercenaries, a rookie operative (Reynolds) escapes with him. Now, the unlikely allies must stay alive long enough to uncover who wants them dead.

There has been a Safe House movie made every year for the past fifteen years. They don’t follow the exact plot to a tee, but some terrorists are a threat to America and a rookie agent must put a stop to them. They usually tend to blow pretty bad with a second rate actor trying to fill in for an A-listers budget. It’s quite annoying how many times this situation repeats itself, but even worse when the audience continues to eat it up like it’s something fresh and exciting. This version here has something working for it though; Denzel was back to playing the bad guy and Ryan Reynolds is the guy trying to catch him. It’s not the typical talent you attract to this sort of film, but they managed to not only do it, but they almost elevated the film into something good until the script came crashing down on them.

The plot is very simple. Tobin Frost, one of the worlds most wanted fugitives, is captured and when their safe house is compromised, agent Matt Weston has to keep him alive and get to another safe house. It’s terribly basic, but by doing so, keeps the bullshit information you don’t need pushed aside. It’s a lot of shooting, car chases, and one-on-ne speeches of Frost trying to get Weston to realize that he is indeed not that bad guy he needs to be concerned with at the present time. It’s pretty obvious something isn’t right, but you don’t really care because Denzel playing a badass is always awesome, but it’s when the film stops shooting and starts to explain itself when things begin to fall apart. It’s a bummer because Weston’s moral compass on Frost is the films best part and trying to decide what the right thing to do is gives the film that character to root for. The player behind the pawn of bad guys is painfully revealed, nothing feels like it wasn’t coming, and it leaves a few “you’ve got to be kidding moments” near the end to leave you pondering. The last 25 minutes or so really felt so out of place to an otherwise solid action film.

Denzel Washington playing the somewhat anti-hero was good, but I really would have loved if they didn’t try and emphasize that he isn’t as bad as he seems. He’s a good guy that has to do bad things type of scenario. If you’re going to have him be a badass, let him off a leash, it will work, and the film will be a lot better for it. I know Ryan Reynolds gets a lot of crap for some of his film choices and the stardom Hollywood has tried to force him into, but he’s always been a good actor to me and this doesn’t change my mind on that statement. He makes me legit care about how this mission plays out for him. He was finally asked to not play so smooth talking dick, but rather a scared, but reluctant hero for the people to root for. It’s the other people in the cast that are painfully underused or painfully overused. They really messed up with some fo the descions they went with.

If you’re looking for a taste of some action, you found it right here. It comes with the expected stupidity of the genre, but for the most part, it plays itself out nicely. You could do much worse. I don’t think it’s that big hit it was made out to be, but it’s a fun solid 90 minutes that goes by quick enough to not have wasted your time.

Overall Score: 6/10
 
This Means War (2012)

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The world's deadliest CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other.

Every once in a while you get a movie with a few talented and respectable actors and think to yourself, what the hell were these guys thinking? What did they honestly see in the script that made them want to be in the film? This Means War is that type of film that just makes no sense. Nothing about it is funny, or smart, or constructed in a manner that makes any sense. Messy and arrogant would be kind words to describe the final product that was passed off as a film for an actual audience to see.

This is the mother of all romantic comedies. One that could have been an ultimate bromance, but they decided that wouldn’t make the ladies of the audience very happy. They need that happy ending where everyone comes out clean and better than when they started. Its lazy, but worse, insulting just how terrible this so called plot is. By some miraculous event, two CIA agents that are best friends magically end up dating and falling for the same woman. Why? I have no idea, the woman is cheating on both of them, is a whore, and has way too many issues to believe two guys would put up with this scenario. The shenanigans these two guys do to each other to see who can win her love is absurd. Just about the only funny thing about it all was just how dumb the CIA must be to waste their tax dollars on what these guys do. Let’s not forget every twenty minutes or so, there is a fifteen second clip of the bad guy working his way to these guys to remind you that he is indeed there. The ending is so god damn stupid and the only way the film could have been redeemed was if they had the balls to just let the bad guy kill the girl, but since this is as clichéd as they come, that doesn’t happen, you already know what’s coming. I cannot describe on paper just how pathetic this film is.

Chris Pine is a douchbag in this film. Nothing about his character is redeeming, but insert one little past tragedy, and it means he’s allowed to act that way and still have a shot with the girl. Tom Hardy plays the exact opposite. He’s a pussy with no balls, lets himself be walked all over, and is ultra-sensitive, even when he shouldn’t be. In other words, they casted Tom Hardy in the one role he was never supposed to play. The dude is a badass in every way, and they had him play a little faggot. Great choice! As for Reese Witherspoon, she just doesn’t work in mainstream movies for me. She plays mysterious, vulnerable, bitchy characters pretty well, but you get into the fluff roles and she’s a whole other actress. It doesn’t help her character is terribly written. A woman who is cheating two guys gets upset when she finds out they knew the whole time. GREAT SCRIPT GUYS! GREAT SCRIPT!

Just avoid this mess at all costs. If someone tries to drag you into the film, do whatever you can to get out of it. It’s the definition of generic Hollywood flare that is insulting to fans of cinema and television. Not even the presence of Tom Hardy elevates the film. I love him to do but I have no idea what the hell he was thinking. Too think Seth Rogan was once cast in his same role but dropped out. Too bad he didn’t do the same.

Overall Score: 2/10
 
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